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Orrex

(66,737 posts)
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 06:57 AM 12 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Thrilled to learn that Juliana Hatfield wrote a song about him, but then heard it?

Fatal whiplash from sudden reversal on Greenland tariffs?

Taken out by NATO allies to prove that they do step up to help America?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 12 hrs ago OP
Ate too many Swiss chocolates SocialDemocrat61 12 hrs ago #1
I hope he didn't hurt the chocolate! 😉🤓 littlemissmartypants 11 hrs ago #21
Just one more thin mint, Mr. Creosote? Ocelot II 10 hrs ago #37
No but malaise 12 hrs ago #2
Bawaha surfered 12 hrs ago #5
Choked while taco weave in progress? SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #10
That should've choked him! SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #9
Satan enticed him by promising to rename hell after him, but he must show up? SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #3
Your muses are working overtime surfered 12 hrs ago #6
Lol. They love nothing better than contemplating the fortunate event SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #7
Hahaha! I love you so much! littlemissmartypants 11 hrs ago #17
Love you too, Pants! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #26
Hehehe for the red carpet malaise 11 hrs ago #25
Must have been quite a shock to the fucking pedo slob SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #27
Love #3, Orrex! SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #4
Ditto malaise 12 hrs ago #11
That would be poetic justice imo SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #14
Stroked out after arriving in Davos to find there was no one there to receive him. surfered 12 hrs ago #8
No wonder he blathered on seemingly forever SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #12
I love how pitiful he looks. And I'm not sorry. littlemissmartypants 11 hrs ago #20
I'm only sorry the slob is masquerading as US President SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #22
America IS being attacked by a Russian agent-- seems only fair that NATO would help us out LymphocyteLover 12 hrs ago #13
Absofuckingloutely! SheltieLover 12 hrs ago #15
absoluckingfutely. twodogsbarking 10 hrs ago #31
Haha SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #35
Almost hit by shoe at Davos... sop 11 hrs ago #16
Shoo, Trump! Just go away! Wicked Blue 1 hr ago #48
I'll take door #3, Orrex. littlemissmartypants 11 hrs ago #18
Me too, Pants! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #23
He should be dead metaphorically and politically after that week, bagimin 11 hrs ago #19
TRUMP-EPSTEIN PARTNERSHIP PEDO WAY? SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #24
Insurrectionists Lane? bagimin 11 hrs ago #28
Lots of great possibilities! SheltieLover 11 hrs ago #29
Traitor Way niyad 2 hrs ago #47
Failed to remove ball bearings from pocket for last MRI? Harker 10 hrs ago #30
I'm starting to think doctors are wrong. EllieBC 10 hrs ago #32
Force fed serano peppers until he melted like a Hershey bar in your pocket in July. twodogsbarking 10 hrs ago #33
I'd pay to see that malaise 10 hrs ago #34
Me too! SheltieLover 10 hrs ago #36
Today is a new day and it is rich with possibilities. Botany 10 hrs ago #38
When he finally does depart this planet... Dulcinea 10 hrs ago #39
No. Why take a chance and or pollute the ocean? Botany 9 hrs ago #40
Goddess Pele might get very angry Wicked Blue 1 hr ago #49
After blustering and threatening Denmark over Greenland, Denmark said yeah, but give us the Virgin Islands back. jls4561 9 hrs ago #41
Well, i was hoping that was the BLOB (movie) crawling up his hand to his arm, BUT bluestarone 8 hrs ago #42
Had the living "shit" beat out of him by Arctic Penguins thinking red carpet 'drunken' walk was mocking them? hlthe2b 8 hrs ago #43
Lol MustLoveBeagles 4 hrs ago #46
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 6 hrs ago #44
Late edition - this is too good - it might finish him off malaise 5 hrs ago #45

SheltieLover

(77,433 posts)
3. Satan enticed him by promising to rename hell after him, but he must show up?
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 07:08 AM
12 hrs ago

Went into orbit with halligone over Fed judge's ruling? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220953618 )

Crash landed with US economy while pootin cheered? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220953607 )

Laughed off the world stage and broke his widdle crown upon landing?

Devoured by a pack of sled dogs? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100220954577 )

Took a wrong turn off the red carpet. Without others to guide him, he ended up floating away on a piece of ice, never to be heard from again. The world heaved a sigh of relief...

surfered

(11,917 posts)
8. Stroked out after arriving in Davos to find there was no one there to receive him.
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 07:16 AM
12 hrs ago


No official welcome.
No head of state.

No delegation.
Nobody to greet him at the world’s most elite forum.
Shunned.
His narcissistic sociopath ego couldn’t take it.

SheltieLover

(77,433 posts)
22. I'm only sorry the slob is masquerading as US President
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 07:49 AM
11 hrs ago


And that he & his minions continue to waste oxygen

LymphocyteLover

(9,460 posts)
13. America IS being attacked by a Russian agent-- seems only fair that NATO would help us out
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 07:23 AM
12 hrs ago

Hopefully they take out* all the Russian assets in the GOP

*remove from power

bagimin

(1,668 posts)
19. He should be dead metaphorically and politically after that week,
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 07:46 AM
11 hrs ago

Although Fl. has decided to name a street after him. Let's call it "Felon's Blvd" and turn it into a public urinal.

EllieBC

(3,637 posts)
32. I'm starting to think doctors are wrong.
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 08:54 AM
10 hrs ago

They keep telling everyone that high sodium and high fat and high carb diets will kill you.

Well how they fuck to they explain this asshole?

His arteries have one job here and they’re failing me.

Botany

(76,543 posts)
38. Today is a new day and it is rich with possibilities.
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 09:19 AM
10 hrs ago

His go to meal is two McDonald’s quarter pounders, two McDonald’s filet of fish, and a chocolate
milkshake.

If he dies in Switzerland can we leave his corpse there?

BTW real Swiss Chocolate is too good for him.

Dulcinea

(9,744 posts)
39. When he finally does depart this planet...
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 09:26 AM
10 hrs ago

...toss him in the ocean a la Osama bin Laden.

Botany

(76,543 posts)
40. No. Why take a chance and or pollute the ocean?
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 10:07 AM
9 hrs ago

Hawaii has some nice volcanoes that are active or just leave his corpse in Switzerland.




jls4561

(2,864 posts)
41. After blustering and threatening Denmark over Greenland, Denmark said yeah, but give us the Virgin Islands back.
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 10:08 AM
9 hrs ago

Fat Donnie was about to agree, then some flunky told him the US Virgin Islands included Epstein Island, with all legal documents left behind.

He began screaming “Hoax!! Hoax!! Hoax!!” until he melted. Rubio, Besset and Lutnick dutifully licked up the goo and expired shortly thereafter from toxic shock.

bluestarone

(21,398 posts)
42. Well, i was hoping that was the BLOB (movie) crawling up his hand to his arm, BUT
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 10:33 AM
8 hrs ago

I guess it wasn't. SHAME though.

hlthe2b

(113,000 posts)
43. Had the living "shit" beat out of him by Arctic Penguins thinking red carpet 'drunken' walk was mocking them?
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 11:05 AM
8 hrs ago

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niyad

(129,912 posts)
44. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Jan 22, 2026, 01:16 PM
6 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

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