and choked on a McNugget.

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

Sloths weren't always slow-moving, furry tree-dwellers. Their prehistoric ancestors were huge — up to 4 tons (3.6 metric tons) — and when startled, they brandished immense claws.

Hillary effed him up royally yesterday and I expect Bill to double down in effin him up.

But there’s still time! I’ll settle for good news in March.

emergency facelift surgery after a stroke can only hide what's happening on the outside, not the inside