Trying to imagine the softballs Comer would lob at the First Nude if she "testified" about Jeffy.

COMER: I want to thank you, Madam First Lady, for appearing here today.

MELANIA: I hate you. I hate everyone in this room. I hate everyone outside of this room. Go see my movie and pre-order the DVD on Amazon.

COMER: For the record, could you please state the name of the movie?

MELANIA: Is "MELANIA."

COMER: That's very interesting. "Melania," just like you.

MELANIA: You figure this out by yourself?

COMER: Madam First Lady, could you please tell us about your relationship with Jeffrey Epstein?

MELANIA: Who is "Jeffrey" of which you speak?>

COMER: Jeffrey Epstein.

MELANIA: No, never hear of "Jeffy." I go now.

COMER: Please, we have a few more questions.

MELANIA: Are questions about this "Jeffy?"

COMER: Yes.

MELANIA: I go now.