Whatever you think about A.I., it makes images like this possible.

I'm not sure I get the next layer of the joke though?

Donald has ordered a miracle cure for hereditary bone spurs so he can cynically make his family look patriotic?

You can be sure that Barron would not be sent to the front lines or anywhere in harm's way.

The Pentagon wants to make it so that NOBODY ever is in harm's way, and no human actually has to ever be accountable for murdering populations.

And for those scoring at home, ALL of the major AI companies stood with Anthropic, except for Elon Musk.

That's some very timely crafted satire!

"AI" is destroying opportunities for actual human beings, but let's praise it and post it everywhere like it's a good thing.

Must be immediately deployed to his PsychoPedo’s daddy War in Iran 🇮🇷.
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Especially that Xray!

Can one be too tall for the military?

https://www.bing.com/search?q=can+you+be+too+tall+for+the+military&form=ANNTH1&refig=69a33e0f6d5943c2925b115e34b12af9&pc=U531&pq=too+tall+for&pqlth=12&assgl=36&sgcn=can+you+be+too+tall+for+the+military&qs=HS&sgtpv=HS&smvpcn=0&swbcn=8&sctcn=0&sc=8-12&sp=1&ghc=0&cvid=69a33e0f6d5943c2925b115e34b12af9&clckatsg=1&hsmssg=0

???

Tom DeLay and Dan Quayle military service

He and Quayle, DeLay explained to the assembled media in New Orleans, were victims of an unusual phenomenon back in the days of the undeclared Southeast Asian war. So many minority youths had volunteered for the well-paying military positions to escape poverty and the ghetto that there was literally no room for patriotic folks like himself. Satisfied with the pronouncement, which dumbfounded more than a few of his listeners who had lived the sixties, DeLay marched off to the convention.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/chatterbox/1999/05/what_did_you_do_in_the_war_hammer.html

Automatic disqualification

any more than Orange Julius Caesar is 6' 3" tall.

https://www.goarmy.com/how-to-join/requirements

It causes extreme height, long arms and fingers.

https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/marfan-syndrome/symptoms-causes/syc-20350782

he is taller than Barron.

It would be funny if it was not such a tragedy

of protecting the classified documents in the bathroom at Mar A Lago............you know where all the combat operations are going to be held...............maybe he can have his birthday placed in a barrel and see where he lands just like good old times during the Vietnam War.................

Epstein's mother

(not THAT Epstein)

he'd be the only Private required to be saluted and called "Sir".