What in the world?

And are you actually privy to the erectile dysfunction status of an 80 year-old Persian? That's fucking weird, dude.

I'm not sure Western leaders really want to be talking about young virgins these days, anyway...

DemocratSinceBirth

(101,856 posts)

4. I read that the 72 Virgins isn't a real thing

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Sat Feb 28, 2026, 07:46 PM

Feb 28

FadedMullet

(936 posts)

7. Seventy-two then, got it.

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Sat Feb 28, 2026, 07:51 PM

Feb 28

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FadedMullet

(936 posts)

12. ...wow......just wow......

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Sat Feb 28, 2026, 08:06 PM

Feb 28

OC375

(969 posts)

3. Virginians

Reply to FadedMullet (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 07:45 PM

Feb 28

As the old joke goes...

FadedMullet

(936 posts)

5. Still funny. Thanks for the response and your sense of humor. It's much better than DSB and PG who responded earlier.

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Sat Feb 28, 2026, 07:49 PM

Feb 28

bigtree

(94,302 posts)

6. sounds a bit rapey for the everafter

Reply to FadedMullet (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 07:50 PM

Feb 28

...let's hope the 'virgins' have free will in that imagined realm to avoid wrinkly old men.

Polybius

(21,913 posts)

13. Wait, you are still wrinkly and old in Heaven?

Reply to bigtree (Reply #6)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 08:53 PM

Feb 28

I thought everything goes back to your prime!

FadedMullet

(936 posts)

14. Kurt Vonnegut suggested in one of his novels that, in heaven, you get to pick your age, so it's mostly.......

Reply to Polybius (Reply #13)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 10:11 PM

Feb 28

......23 year olds. His misfortune was that he Dad was there as a snot nosed 12 year old that wanted to hang around with him.

3_Limes

(530 posts)

9. Just as a side note, and its a long , long shot,

Reply to FadedMullet (Original post)

Sat Feb 28, 2026, 07:56 PM

Feb 28

But if I somehow wind up martyred for Islam, no virgins for me please. Give me a few girls who know what they're doing! That seems like it would be a much better reward.