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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsLOL... Gov. Pritzker didn't waste any time:
holy hell
— shauna (@goldengateblond.bsky.social) 2026-03-05T19:28:22.241Z
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LOL... Gov. Pritzker didn't waste any time: (Original Post)
demmiblue
Mar 5
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demmiblue
(39,731 posts)1. On a more serious note:
Donât let the door hit you on the way out, Kristi Noem.
— Governor JB Pritzker (@govpritzker.illinois.gov) 2026-03-05T19:11:46.738Z
erronis
(23,917 posts)5. That slamming door on Noem's ass may catch Lewandoski's head. Two fer one!
3catwoman3
(29,431 posts)12. Luv my guv!
JB is proof that not all very wealthy people are self-centered jerks.
Coventina
(29,752 posts)2. That is awesome!!
MineralMan
(151,281 posts)3. Uff-da
Blues Heron
(8,849 posts)4. Go JB
calimary
(90,079 posts)6. Kristi Nobody-wants-to-admit-they-ever-knew-her.
Somewhere Upstairs in Dog Heaven, entire packs of dogs are gettin pretty noisy!
MustLoveBeagles
(16,460 posts)7. That's funny
not fooled
(6,687 posts)8. Does that mean the Coast Guard commandant gets his house back?
So many silver linings...
Oh, and...GO JB!!!
hibbing
(10,599 posts)9. Straight fire
DinahMoeHum
(23,613 posts)10. Tee hee! What a birthday present!
pat_k
(13,393 posts)11. Don't forget goat killer!
Kristi Noem's dog killing was bad, but to really understand her, consider the goat
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221070672#post5
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221070672#post5
Skittles
(171,745 posts)13. PREACH IT BROTHER JB
Roy Rolling
(7,635 posts)14. Lit'rally
Im literally laughing out loud.
markodochartaigh
(5,545 posts)15. I don't know who the Democratic party will run for president
but I would be very happy to be able to vote for Governor Pritzker!
kimbutgar
(27,257 posts)16. Botox Barbie puppy killer bye bye and adios
llmart
(17,625 posts)17. Should have written a deliberate "typo" and leave out the "l" in public.
The Conductor
(200 posts)18. The Big Question!
Now that Garden Noem has been moved from DHS to S.H.I.E.L.D. of the Americas, does she have to give up that private jet whoopee parlor, or does she get to use former director Nick Fury's flying aircraft carrier?
And... Does she have to give back the collagen-lipped Mar-A-Lago face or does she get to take that with her as a door prize.
Linda ladeewolf
(1,138 posts)19. Will the next one be any better?
Thats what I worry about.