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struggle4progress

(126,191 posts) Sat Mar 7, 2026, 11:22 PM Mar 7

Why doesn't Donny have time to learn Spanish?

15 votes, 2 passes \| Time left: Unlimited
	Too busy reliving happy memories of sexually assaulting women
	1 (7%)
	Too busy off-shoring the cash stock piles from his tariff business
	4 (27%)
	Too busy enjoying recreational videos of exploding fishermen
	0 (0%)
	Too busy pardoning the country's creepiest people
	0 (0%)
	Too busy killing Iranian schoolgirls and destroying desalination plants
	5 (33%)
	Too busy unleasing his storm-troopers on people who disagree with hinm
	0 (0%)
	Too busy soliciting bribes from anyone with lots of money
	3 (20%)
	Too busy destroying historical sites and cultural institutions
	0 (0%)
	Too busy to listen to anybody else
	2 (13%)
	2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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Why doesn't Donny have time to learn Spanish? (Original Post) struggle4progress Mar 7 OP

I don't mind helping Donny learn Spanish! True Dough Mar 7 #1

Chinga su Madre, motherfucker! thomski64 Mar 7 #3

He's too stupid? Ferrets are Cool Mar 7 #2

Too busy learning English? Ilikepurple Mar 7 #4

Too busy forgetting English. Maru Kitteh Mar 7 #5

Winner! Gets my vote at least. nt Ilikepurple Mar 7 #8

I was going to say, "He needs to master English first." Many like minds here! n/t Emrys Mar 8 #14

How's he going to learn a second language... buzzycrumbhunger Mar 7 #6

Mentally lazy BlueWaveNeverEnd Mar 7 #7

He obviously wasn't able to learn English in 79 years, so how will he have enough time Ocelot II Mar 7 #9

Only has weeks to live... JT45242 Mar 8 #10

Because hes a moron Johonny Mar 8 #11

Too stupid, too senile Wicked Blue Mar 8 #12

The only Mexican word he has ever known is because it was explained to him multiple times by Democrats... Enter stage left Mar 8 #13

He has the time but is too self-absorbed to cater to anyone else. Totally Tunsie Mar 8 #15

True Dough

(26,713 posts)

1. I don't mind helping Donny learn Spanish!

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 11:25 PM

Mar 7

¡Bésame el culo, estúpido bastardo!

thomski64

(939 posts)

3. Chinga su Madre, motherfucker!

Reply to True Dough (Reply #1)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 11:35 PM

Mar 7

Ferrets are Cool

(22,967 posts)

2. He's too stupid?

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 11:29 PM

Mar 7

Ilikepurple

(687 posts)

4. Too busy learning English?

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 11:36 PM

Mar 7

Maru Kitteh

(31,773 posts)

5. Too busy forgetting English.

Reply to Ilikepurple (Reply #4)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 11:37 PM

Mar 7

Ilikepurple

(687 posts)

8. Winner! Gets my vote at least. nt

Reply to Maru Kitteh (Reply #5)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 11:51 PM

Mar 7

Emrys

(9,101 posts)

14. I was going to say, "He needs to master English first." Many like minds here! n/t

Reply to Ilikepurple (Reply #4)

Sun Mar 8, 2026, 12:45 AM

Mar 8

buzzycrumbhunger

(1,943 posts)

6. How's he going to learn a second language...

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sat Mar 7, 2026, 11:41 PM

Mar 7

when he hasn’t mastered English beyond a rudimentary level—and even that is getting harder and harder to hang onto?

Any day now, I expect him to sound like that Steve Martin bit where he jokingly suggests it would be fun to teach your kid the wrong word for everything, so eventually he’ll go to school and tell the teacher, “May I mambo dogface to the banana patch?” Stupidly funny as a joke, not at all when it’s coming from the guy with the nuclear codes and no one's willing to stand up and say he’s non compos mentis and needs to fkg GO.