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DURHAM D

(33,055 posts) Wed Mar 11, 2026, 05:47 PM Mar 11

I need a Kristi Gnome for my garden ...

my old scarecrow has fallen apart.

Have you seen any for sell?

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I need a Kristi Gnome for my garden ... (Original Post) DURHAM D Mar 11 OP

Don't want any dogs to visit? mr715 Mar 11 #1

Thanks - I had not seen that. nt DURHAM D Mar 11 #2

My neighbor had a dog that liked Emile Mar 11 #3

Maybe they could build a bridge for her to hide under. Norrrm Mar 11 #4

Coffee cup perhaps? Tasmanian Devil Mar 11 #5

Perfect DURHAM D Mar 11 #6

Not in my garden EYESORE 9001 Mar 11 #7

mr715

(3,576 posts)

1. Don't want any dogs to visit?

Reply to DURHAM D (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 05:52 PM

Mar 11

https://theonion.com/kristi-noem-reassigned-to-scarecrow-role-at-usda/

DURHAM D

(33,055 posts)

2. Thanks - I had not seen that. nt

Reply to mr715 (Reply #1)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 05:55 PM

Mar 11

Emile

(42,326 posts)

3. My neighbor had a dog that liked

Reply to DURHAM D (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 05:56 PM

Mar 11

doing doughnuts in my freshly tilled vegetable garden. That was many years ago. I don't miss that dog, lol.

Norrrm

(5,084 posts)

4. Maybe they could build a bridge for her to hide under.

Reply to DURHAM D (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 05:58 PM

Mar 11

Tasmanian Devil

(163 posts)

5. Coffee cup perhaps?

Reply to DURHAM D (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 06:00 PM

Mar 11

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4441836271/kristi-gnome-noem-color-accent-mug

Or perhaps just a sticker, maybe attach to a standard mini tombstone...

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4467200587/gnome-noem-im-fired-stickers-political

DURHAM D

(33,055 posts)

6. Perfect

Reply to Tasmanian Devil (Reply #5)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 06:02 PM

Mar 11

I will check at Dollar Tree - they have more gnomes than anyone.

EYESORE 9001

(29,742 posts)

7. Not in my garden

Reply to DURHAM D (Original post)

Wed Mar 11, 2026, 07:22 PM

Mar 11

Bad juju

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