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Orrex

(67,039 posts)
Fri Mar 20, 2026, 07:01 AM 6 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Fell into the crucible during the initial run of his commemorative coins?

Identified as Patient Zero for TDS and neutralized as a threat to public health?

Died from smoke inhalation while personally investigating the laundry on the USS Gerald Ford?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 6 hrs ago OP
P.M. of Japan took him out in secret... MiHale 6 hrs ago #1
This message was self-deleted by its author Goonch 6 hrs ago #2
Good one! niyad 5 hrs ago #6
Nicely played malaise 3 hrs ago #16
;-{) Bone Spurs Goonch 6 hrs ago #3
"Hope springs eternal, but I won't believe he's dead until... hlthe2b 5 hrs ago #4
This little pupper is throwing some serious side eye SheltieLover 3 hrs ago #14
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 5 hrs ago #5
Soon... SheltieLover 4 hrs ago #8
I have a dream.. surfered 4 hrs ago #9
Fatal tantrum over presumed faiure of SAVE (my slovenly ass) bill? SheltieLover 4 hrs ago #7
I wonder how much ketchup hit the walls with that announcement? niyad 4 hrs ago #11
A lot no doubt! SheltieLover 4 hrs ago #13
A bunch... surfered 2 hrs ago #17
No, goddammit Joinfortmill 4 hrs ago #10
Number two is the funniest one I have seen so far jfz9580m 4 hrs ago #12
No but malaise 3 hrs ago #15

Response to MiHale (Reply #1)

hlthe2b

(113,781 posts)
4. "Hope springs eternal, but I won't believe he's dead until...
Fri Mar 20, 2026, 08:28 AM
5 hrs ago

...I get to pee on his grave!"

niyad

(132,053 posts)
5. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Fri Mar 20, 2026, 08:36 AM
5 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(80,050 posts)
7. Fatal tantrum over presumed faiure of SAVE (my slovenly ass) bill?
Fri Mar 20, 2026, 08:51 AM
4 hrs ago

Went up in flames trying to light John F. Kennedy Profile in Courage Award? ( https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221109558 )



jfz9580m

(17,111 posts)
12. Number two is the funniest one I have seen so far
Fri Mar 20, 2026, 09:31 AM
4 hrs ago

Identified as Patient Zero for TDS and neutralized as a threat to public health.
RFK Jr might just use that as a threat to destroy what remains of public health funding if anything.

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