I think their TSA sign-up bonus must be based on how long and full their beards are.

ICE goon cowards all want to look like genuine SEAL Team badasses. Special operations personnel are allowed to grow full, thick neckbeards when deployed in combat zones, so they can blend in with local populations and build rapport with tribal leaders. I'm seeing this neckbeard fashion statement everywhere these days, typically it's a MAGA manosphere imbecile wearing a ball cap, camouflge cargo pants and driving a lifted truck.

(Confederate generals)





...as well as their current media icons:

You know, the full scruffy, untrimmed beard, but shave above the lips so there's no moustache.

Except for those busy destroying it, and us.

Could make good a good comparison piece, showing how much their mugs have changed since getting photographed on January 6, 2021.

How much more of this shit are we going to put up with before we throw these assholes out on their ass?

Do they think it makes them more manly looking?

As a woman I would be turned off, maybe they want to be more attractive to men?

I dated a guy briefly in college with a beard it stunk and he had food crumbs on it. And when he kissed we it was not a pleasant experience!

Those beards in the 1800's were gross and ugly !

I kept it clean and neatly trimmed. Even so, I shaved it off after I saw so many bearded MAGA January 6-ers and I didn't want to even be remotely associated with them.

Or assault rifles. They must feel naked.

Get in then have to stand in another long line to change flight they missed.

I detest those fucking battle beards.

It must be nice for these ICE goons to collect a full federal paycheck for doing next to nothing. Trump's make-work project for ICE becomes little more than theatrics with a pretended concern about airport congestion. And the actors get paid to play (with) themselves in Trump's version of Airport Apprentice.

What assholes these guys are:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/tsa-officer-describes-low-morale-205713230.html

These gov't shutdowns have always operated on that basis. Essential employees will be paid as soon as the shutdown is over.

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'Cause you ***KNOW*** these guys were there.

Nice work, EarlG.

They will find one or two immigrants here legally along with a couple citizens they don’t like based on their paranoia. They will zip tie them and Trump will spew how porous the airports are because of Biden.