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Orrex

(67,093 posts) Thu Mar 26, 2026, 06:56 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Sucked into the depths of perdition while trying to unleash hell?

Bowels exploded when he was unable to reach the toilet because of all the classified documents?

Took his own life in a bid to prove Charlamagne Tha God wrong?

Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP

I think they are building replacements 😳 underpants Yesterday #1

Can scarcely tell one from the other Orrex Yesterday #5

Jimmy Kimmel ran that clip last night. YIKES. niyad Yesterday #6

That's where she hid gold bars she stole from the batch her hubs stole from Argentina. littlemissmartypants 22 hrs ago #22

Ahh, thank you. niyad 22 hrs ago #23

Posted in General Discussion too. From 8 or more years ago. Tracy Ullman. A crush of mine. twodogsbarking 18 hrs ago #34

;-{) NIGHT SWEATS Goonch Yesterday #2

No but malaise Yesterday #3

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #4

I have a dream.. surfered Yesterday #8

What I wouldn't give... Blue Owl 15 hrs ago #35

Has to be soon, doesn't it? SheltieLover Yesterday #14

Yes, please. NOW would be good. niyad 23 hrs ago #16

Yes! RFN! SheltieLover 23 hrs ago #17

TickTock Joinfortmill Yesterday #7

Taken out by the Joint Chiefs when he ordered surfered Yesterday #9

So many wonderful options, if he could only make up his mind on this. But maybe the dementia is getting in the way... LymphocyteLover Yesterday #10

Iran develops a shit seeking missile that worked perfectly. twodogsbarking Yesterday #11

Hahaha! Good one! SheltieLover Yesterday #13

Thread winner I think, no matter what other answers we receive. NNadir 23 hrs ago #15

You win the thread today malaise 23 hrs ago #18

Just being part of DU is an honor. Thank you for all that you do. twodogsbarking 22 hrs ago #21

Thank you 😀 malaise 22 hrs ago #24

It is for most of us, twodogsbarking. I'm glad you're here. ❤️ littlemissmartypants 21 hrs ago #29

Agree surfered 22 hrs ago #25

Oh, my. Wishes may come true? hlthe2b 23 hrs ago #20

Shoved out of plane over Iran? SheltieLover Yesterday #12

Wait...he tried to touch Melania again? Moostache 22 hrs ago #26

Oh I'd pay to see all manner of atrocities against him SheltieLover 22 hrs ago #27

"Died when he demanded HIS Iran, HIS Cuba, HIS Venezuela, HIS Greenland, HIS Canada for naught..." hlthe2b 23 hrs ago #19

The cute monkey 🐒🐵 deserves the banana 🍌 MustLoveBeagles 20 hrs ago #31

🌞Good morning! We live to fight another day!! littlemissmartypants 22 hrs ago #28

We are waiting to celebrate LetMyPeopleVote 21 hrs ago #30

THIS malaise 19 hrs ago #32

That last one! Baaahahahaaaaa! electric_blue68 18 hrs ago #33

underpants

(196,411 posts)

1. I think they are building replacements 😳

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 06:59 AM

Yesterday

Link to tweet

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Orrex

(67,093 posts)

5. Can scarcely tell one from the other

Reply to underpants (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 07:53 AM

Yesterday

niyad

(132,268 posts)

6. Jimmy Kimmel ran that clip last night. YIKES.

Reply to underpants (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 07:53 AM

Yesterday

And, mel, what is with the shoulder pads in that jacket?

littlemissmartypants

(33,422 posts)

22. That's where she hid gold bars she stole from the batch her hubs stole from Argentina.

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 09:22 AM

22 hrs ago

niyad

(132,268 posts)

23. Ahh, thank you.

Reply to littlemissmartypants (Reply #22)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 09:23 AM

22 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(18,716 posts)

34. Posted in General Discussion too. From 8 or more years ago. Tracy Ullman. A crush of mine.

Reply to underpants (Reply #1)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 01:34 PM

18 hrs ago

Goonch

(4,992 posts)

2. ;-{) NIGHT SWEATS

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 07:01 AM

Yesterday

malaise

(295,882 posts)

3. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 07:02 AM

Yesterday

He almost died laughing at Mikey Poo kissing his ass with a golden trophy
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221123972

niyad

(132,268 posts)

4. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 07:50 AM

Yesterday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,376 posts)

8. I have a dream..

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 08:01 AM

Yesterday

Blue Owl

(59,040 posts)

35. What I wouldn't give...

Reply to surfered (Reply #8)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 04:54 PM

15 hrs ago

...to see the Reaper at work, sending that evil fat fuck straight to the bowels of brimstone....

SheltieLover

(80,313 posts)

14. Has to be soon, doesn't it?

Reply to niyad (Reply #4)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 08:15 AM

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niyad

(132,268 posts)

16. Yes, please. NOW would be good.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #14)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 08:27 AM

23 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(80,313 posts)

17. Yes! RFN!

Reply to niyad (Reply #16)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 08:31 AM

23 hrs ago

Joinfortmill

(21,109 posts)

7. TickTock

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 07:56 AM

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surfered

(13,376 posts)

9. Taken out by the Joint Chiefs when he ordered

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 08:03 AM

Yesterday

them to bomb Oslo Norway, targeting the Norwegian Nobel Committee in response for their nomination of Volodymyr Zelenskyy for the Nobel Peace Prize.

LymphocyteLover

(9,821 posts)

10. So many wonderful options, if he could only make up his mind on this. But maybe the dementia is getting in the way...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 08:08 AM

Yesterday

twodogsbarking

(18,716 posts)

11. Iran develops a shit seeking missile that worked perfectly.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 08:08 AM

Yesterday

SheltieLover

(80,313 posts)

13. Hahaha! Good one!

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #11)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 08:14 AM

Yesterday

NNadir

(37,989 posts)

15. Thread winner I think, no matter what other answers we receive.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #11)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 08:21 AM

23 hrs ago

malaise

(295,882 posts)

18. You win the thread today

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #11)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 08:54 AM

23 hrs ago

😀

twodogsbarking

(18,716 posts)

21. Just being part of DU is an honor. Thank you for all that you do.

Reply to malaise (Reply #18)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 09:21 AM

22 hrs ago

malaise

(295,882 posts)

24. Thank you 😀

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #21)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 09:23 AM

22 hrs ago

littlemissmartypants

(33,422 posts)

29. It is for most of us, twodogsbarking. I'm glad you're here. ❤️

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #21)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 10:17 AM

21 hrs ago

surfered

(13,376 posts)

25. Agree

Reply to malaise (Reply #18)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 09:29 AM

22 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(113,870 posts)

20. Oh, my. Wishes may come true?

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #11)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 09:08 AM

23 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(80,313 posts)

12. Shoved out of plane over Iran?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 08:13 AM

Yesterday

Dismembered by a robot?

Moostache

(11,171 posts)

26. Wait...he tried to touch Melania again?

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #12)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 09:38 AM

22 hrs ago

I would pat to see that Terminator plant rip off his arm and beat him to death with it.

SheltieLover

(80,313 posts)

27. Oh I'd pay to see all manner of atrocities against him

Reply to Moostache (Reply #26)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 09:43 AM

22 hrs ago

If organizers sold virtual tickets, they could pay off the natl debt!

hlthe2b

(113,870 posts)

19. "Died when he demanded HIS Iran, HIS Cuba, HIS Venezuela, HIS Greenland, HIS Canada for naught..."

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 09:07 AM

23 hrs ago

(this little orange guy- on the other hand- WILL get the banana he demands--because he's cute and not a totally world-detested a'hole. Moral to the story? Don't be a world-detested a'hole.

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MustLoveBeagles

(16,267 posts)

31. The cute monkey 🐒🐵 deserves the banana 🍌

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #19)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 11:48 AM

20 hrs ago

dump deserves a bag of 💩 mashed in his face.

littlemissmartypants

(33,422 posts)

28. 🌞Good morning! We live to fight another day!!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Thu Mar 26, 2026, 09:51 AM

22 hrs ago

☠️Fell into the Escalation Trap he created, and the 82nd Airborne troops couldn't get him out.

☠️Hidden under the rubble of one of the buildings that he helped destroy in Gaza after being choked by a starving Palestinian girl's father with a piece of the tent they call home.

☠️Beaten to death by the thousands of wooden spoons of the cooks who couldn't attend a protest March.*

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