"Mama, please take me back home. I'm not ready to face Monday!"

(Nor are the rest of us, sweetie...)

Reminds me of my beloved Roots

Roots was my favorite dog and I had dogs since I was a child

None of us ever are.

He’d rather play Jebus than admit that he was humiliated in Hungary

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

A friend was telling me that an astrologer she follows says that krasnov will be gone byy the end of April. I am hoping that she means this one! It would be SUCH a lovely birthday present, Dear Universe!

and there are 62 days to June 14

be MUCH better!

Today?

😂😂😂

😀

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂
Have to buy a replacement bottle. Drank mine last Tuesday expecting Trump to destroy the world.

New bottle and split and split chilling.

Slob's stubbornness is tiresome. Rfn!!!

I sure hope you get your most fervently desired present! 🎁🎁🎁🎁

Been saving this one since 2016 and it gets popped the second I know he's dead and gone. Can't wait!!!!

Sees Trump assuming his position

Lightening bolt

There is only one Jesus and it ain't Trump

We need it

Fatal smack in the noggin from intercontinental balistic bottle of catsup...from pootin?

At 9:41 pm. One thing I like about you guys’ Trump is he is all the way over there.

My global south meninist creep is right here. I wish a deal could trade these human beings being tortured for no good reason with these malicious creeps here:
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/migrants-face-dire-conditions-and-prolonged-waits-in-u-s-detention-centers

I am not a very vengeful or ruthless woman, but it is worse than roleplaying something I am not. I am getting to the point where I do think that only a stiff prison sentence will send a message to all the people who deliberately used my street between 2023 and the present in a specific maddening way.

Because these guys really watch too many movies and think they are like that crackpot V from V for Vendetta and that is lame and will end with a dull, gloomy frumpy catlady like yours truly losing the last ounce of patience she had as has happened.


I was glumly reading about Schopenhauer earlier this year. He really does seem like a nice and relatable person. He gets it:

https://www.psychologytoday.com/ie/blog/science-and-philosophy/202003/the-hedgehogs-dilemma

https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/hide-and-seek/202109/hate-noise-you-might-be-a-genius

The genius part is drivel, but I do hate noise. My sensitivity is far from this brain damaged type that needs everything yelled and I reserve the right to roleplay ostriches in societies this daft without having my eardrums shattered by the dimwitted en route to a prison cell.

Confused the Superglue for Chapstick before he kissed Putin's ass.
Wanted to make sure his lips were soft and smooth before paying homage to his owner, but then couldn't get unstuck.

Hiding under his desk so nobody will call him out about being so fuckking stupid (even Dubya said NO to Cheney over starting a war against Iran), goes into Diet Coke withdrawal and is too paranoid to eat, eventually starves to death because nobody thinks their Geat Leader could be like that, it must be a Democratic impostor under that desk. They let him starve as they turn to bad AI to convince people he's not only alive, but with the program. It fools few.

As their paper fortunes enter a steep decline , crypto and NFTs leading the drop down the cliff, his supporters realize he really is an idiot and support not only collapses, they come after him with everything they've got. Nothing remains but a nasty greease stain on the Oval Office carpet, but DNA confirms it used to be Fatso.

(Yeah, mine get darker as I get angrier)