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Orrex

(67,206 posts)
Thu Apr 16, 2026, 07:01 AM 8 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Aneurysm from trying not to remember John Eastman when the press asked about his disbarment?

Found dismembered each of the hotel rooms vacated by erstwhile World Cup attendees?

Agreed to meet with the Pope, but en route busted his apse when he got a pew stuck in his rectory?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 8 hrs ago OP
;-{) Dire Straits Goonch 8 hrs ago #1
Go sharkie go! malaise 7 hrs ago #5
Bwaaaaah malaise 7 hrs ago #2
No, but Coldwater 7 hrs ago #3
Run Trumpesst, run. twodogsbarking 7 hrs ago #10
No but malaise 7 hrs ago #4
Bwahahaha!!! #3! LymphocyteLover 7 hrs ago #6
🌞Good morning! I'm glad that I... littlemissmartypants 7 hrs ago #7
Not yet, but #3 is hysterically funny! SheltieLover 7 hrs ago #8
Melaaaaaniaaaaah substitutes concrete mix for his Metamucil. twodogsbarking 7 hrs ago #9
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 6 hrs ago #11
I have a dream... surfered 6 hrs ago #14
Sadly, no. surfered 6 hrs ago #12
As for #3, well played. Who, in their right mind, picks a fight with the Pope? surfered 6 hrs ago #13
Halfway through the Colonel's 48-Piece Death Bucket while on the toilet Blue Owl 6 hrs ago #15
"The dogs of the world have united in support of all the dog-loving Pope(s)" hlthe2b 5 hrs ago #16
Reminds me of Twilight Zone episode "The Hunt" Martin Eden 5 hrs ago #20
Dogs know who the good people are MustLoveBeagles 4 hrs ago #21
Very very close. TickTock. Joinfortmill 5 hrs ago #17
Sorry to say no he's not dead yet. Plus need this for the supreme court citizen ruling. bluestarone 5 hrs ago #18
Torn apart Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin 5 hrs ago #19
Pete Hegseth went full Ezekiel 25:17 on him? Initech 2 hrs ago #22
Found stabbed with raccoon penis Wicked Blue 2 hrs ago #23

malaise

(296,792 posts)
2. Bwaaaaah
Thu Apr 16, 2026, 07:14 AM
7 hrs ago

Nice,y played
Agreed to meet with the Pope, but en route busted his apse when he got a pew stuck in his rectory?

niyad

(132,978 posts)
11. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Apr 16, 2026, 08:22 AM
6 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,724 posts)
13. As for #3, well played. Who, in their right mind, picks a fight with the Pope?
Thu Apr 16, 2026, 08:39 AM
6 hrs ago

He’s not in a right mind!

hlthe2b

(114,142 posts)
16. "The dogs of the world have united in support of all the dog-loving Pope(s)"
Thu Apr 16, 2026, 09:19 AM
5 hrs ago

"so, you might want to watch your "rectory," orange blob!"




Martin Eden

(15,698 posts)
20. Reminds me of Twilight Zone episode "The Hunt"
Thu Apr 16, 2026, 10:05 AM
5 hrs ago
https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0734646/

An elderly man and his hound dog drown while hunting a raccoon. For a while the man doesn't realize he's dead, then he and his faithful dog walk along a country lane to the afterlife. He is almost lured into what purports to be heaven, but he refuses to enter when the gatekeeper won't allow his dog. He keeps walking, and comes to the real heaven, which of course gladly welcomes our canine companions.

Dogs sometimes have better sense than humans, perceiving evil when people might be deceived. This is one of the reasons there is no dog in the current White House.

bluestarone

(22,284 posts)
18. Sorry to say no he's not dead yet. Plus need this for the supreme court citizen ruling.
Thu Apr 16, 2026, 09:55 AM
5 hrs ago

Have they RULED YET?

Initech

(108,926 posts)
22. Pete Hegseth went full Ezekiel 25:17 on him?
Thu Apr 16, 2026, 12:18 PM
2 hrs ago

RFK Jr replaced his medication with peptides and hydro therapy?

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