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Swede

(39,709 posts) Fri Apr 17, 2026, 11:34 PM 12 hrs ago

Jesse Watters declared a set of "rules for men", prominently including that men should not eat soup in public

Also Jesse Watters

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Jesse Watters declared a set of "rules for men", prominently including that men should not eat soup in public (Original Post) Swede 12 hrs ago OP

WAITER! What's this fly doing in my soup? usonian 12 hrs ago #1

Faux Snooze - a slightly more serious version of Monty Pythons Flying Circus. NoMoreRepugs 12 hrs ago #2

Please Sir. May I have some more? NT Daigan 12 hrs ago #3

Putting a spoon in your mouth is unmanly? RockRaven 12 hrs ago #4

Jesse, son. That's no way to eat soup. -misanthroptimist 12 hrs ago #5

"I'm gonna try and squirt this WHOLE can of Trump brand whipped cream in my mouth." LudwigPastorius 11 hrs ago #6

I think Watters is a beta male. I don't see anything remotely sexy nor sinkingfeeling 4 hrs ago #7

usonian

(25,856 posts)

1. WAITER! What's this fly doing in my soup?

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 11:36 PM

12 hrs ago

Why, I'd say, the backstroke.

Old joke.

NoMoreRepugs

(12,151 posts)

2. Faux Snooze - a slightly more serious version of Monty Pythons Flying Circus.

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 11:39 PM

12 hrs ago

Daigan

(30 posts)

3. Please Sir. May I have some more? NT

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 11:40 PM

12 hrs ago

RockRaven

(19,537 posts)

4. Putting a spoon in your mouth is unmanly?

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 11:43 PM

12 hrs ago

What is Donnie TwoScoops going to say about that?

-misanthroptimist

(1,669 posts)

5. Jesse, son. That's no way to eat soup.

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Fri Apr 17, 2026, 11:59 PM

12 hrs ago

That looks more like something involving an elephant.

LudwigPastorius

(14,836 posts)

6. "I'm gonna try and squirt this WHOLE can of Trump brand whipped cream in my mouth."

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Sat Apr 18, 2026, 01:12 AM

11 hrs ago

"...because REAL men can swallow it all."

sinkingfeeling

(57,865 posts)

7. I think Watters is a beta male. I don't see anything remotely sexy nor

Reply to Swede (Original post)

Sat Apr 18, 2026, 07:22 AM

4 hrs ago

attractive about him.

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