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Orrex

(67,241 posts) Wed Apr 22, 2026, 06:58 AM 21 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Redistricted into oblivion in Virginia?

Stroked out during shouting match with James Carville?

After shutting down the investigation into his "attempted assassination," finally succumbed to the slight ear-nicking that he's purported to have suffered?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 21 hrs ago OP

No but malaise 21 hrs ago #1

Since it is basically nerds versus bullies.... OhioBack2Blue 19 hrs ago #28

:_{) SELF MEDICATING Goonch 21 hrs ago #2

Love the ancient youth formula malaise 21 hrs ago #3

;-{) FIXED Goonch 21 hrs ago #4

Bwaaaaaah 😀 malaise 21 hrs ago #7

"Shorter of breath and one day closer to death" Dulcinea 21 hrs ago #5

you would think all his stupid plans constantly backfiring on him would take him out eventually, but alas, he keeps LymphocyteLover 21 hrs ago #6

Lost his marbles on the floor and slipped on them while weaing those uglyassedflorsheim shoes that are stiffer than twodogsbarking 20 hrs ago #8

Ahhhhhh, that would be wonderful. niyad 20 hrs ago #10

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 20 hrs ago #9

Soon... SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #13

Now would be good. I could rearrange my schedule for today. niyad 20 hrs ago #15

I could rearrange any day for such a celebration! SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #16

53 days to malaise 19 hrs ago #25

Not yet... but we're getting closer and closer... day by day. Oh dear lord, one thing I pray (one thing I pray). QueerDuck 20 hrs ago #11

Trump says he wants to be buried in Arlington.Cemetery. surfered 20 hrs ago #12

Today sounds better! SheltieLover 20 hrs ago #14

Agreed!!! niyad 19 hrs ago #18

Great minds... SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #19

Given the quality of his sycophants, there's one place that ought to be on high alert NotASurfer 16 hrs ago #35

I am free this Friday. Actually, I would arrange to be free ANY day niyad 19 hrs ago #17

I'm free every Friday, but I'm.avail on short notice to celebrate the instant slobby croaks... SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #20

YES!!!! niyad 19 hrs ago #21

In fact, no notice at all needed! Just the happy news! SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #22

The internet may crash that day malaise 19 hrs ago #26

No doubt it will! SheltieLover 19 hrs ago #29

Did he really say that? What a desecration... hlthe2b 17 hrs ago #33

"After Carville's induced near stroke, all the angry animals are joining screaming epithets!" hlthe2b 19 hrs ago #23

He's cute when he's angry MustLoveBeagles 18 hrs ago #31

Ah, closer and closer my, friends. Joinfortmill 19 hrs ago #24

No, but this afternoon works for me. I can adjust my schedule if necessary. Ocelot II 19 hrs ago #27

Do what many of us are doing.. Shop now, keep it chilled and rready. niyad 18 hrs ago #30

No but jfz9580m 17 hrs ago #32

Accidentally put on Melanoma's shoes, trips Wicked Blue 16 hrs ago #34

People are wondering why trump is delaying his annual physical LetMyPeopleVote 15 hrs ago #36

This would be a great time for him to just fucking die already Orrex 14 hrs ago #37

malaise

(296,978 posts)

1. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 07:05 AM

21 hrs ago

it sure is fun watching him being beaten at his own game
https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221189724

https://www.democraticunderground.com/100221189659

Thank you Virginia

OhioBack2Blue

(153 posts)

28. Since it is basically nerds versus bullies....

Reply to malaise (Reply #1)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 09:33 AM

19 hrs ago

...and we praise further education....I have been waiting to see some cognitive outflanking!

Thanks VA!

Goonch

(5,337 posts)

2. :_{) SELF MEDICATING

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 07:16 AM

21 hrs ago

malaise

(296,978 posts)

3. Love the ancient youth formula

Reply to Goonch (Reply #2)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 07:19 AM

21 hrs ago

But those ankles are way too thin. 😀

Goonch

(5,337 posts)

4. ;-{) FIXED

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 07:37 AM

21 hrs ago

malaise

(296,978 posts)

7. Bwaaaaaah 😀

Reply to Goonch (Reply #4)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 07:42 AM

21 hrs ago

Dulcinea

(10,193 posts)

5. "Shorter of breath and one day closer to death"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 07:38 AM

21 hrs ago

--Pink Floyd, "Time"

LymphocyteLover

(9,979 posts)

6. you would think all his stupid plans constantly backfiring on him would take him out eventually, but alas, he keeps

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 07:41 AM

21 hrs ago

surviving the blast

twodogsbarking

(19,026 posts)

8. Lost his marbles on the floor and slipped on them while weaing those uglyassedflorsheim shoes that are stiffer than

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:00 AM

20 hrs ago

Melaaaaaniaaaaah''s face, falling down and ded from blunt force trauma. Blunts were fired up round the world and Iran opened the Strait with free passage. Mike Johnson was distraught ane dove in the Potamac River with RFKjr and Ozzo and all floated downstream like the turds they are. I ate ice cream.

niyad

(133,200 posts)

10. Ahhhhhh, that would be wonderful.

Reply to twodogsbarking (Reply #8)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:08 AM

20 hrs ago

niyad

(133,200 posts)

9. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:06 AM

20 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

SheltieLover

(81,288 posts)

13. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #9)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:38 AM

20 hrs ago

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

niyad

(133,200 posts)

15. Now would be good. I could rearrange my schedule for today.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #13)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:41 AM

20 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,288 posts)

16. I could rearrange any day for such a celebration!

Reply to niyad (Reply #15)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:43 AM

20 hrs ago

But rfn works best!

malaise

(296,978 posts)

25. 53 days to

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #16)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 09:25 AM

19 hrs ago

June 14

QueerDuck

(1,853 posts)

11. Not yet... but we're getting closer and closer... day by day. Oh dear lord, one thing I pray (one thing I pray).

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:10 AM

20 hrs ago

surfered

(13,837 posts)

12. Trump says he wants to be buried in Arlington.Cemetery.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:18 AM

20 hrs ago

I, for one, wholeheartedly support this. How does Friday work for everyone? I’ll bring champagne. 🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

SheltieLover

(81,288 posts)

14. Today sounds better!

Reply to surfered (Reply #12)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:39 AM

20 hrs ago

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

niyad

(133,200 posts)

18. Agreed!!!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #14)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:45 AM

19 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,288 posts)

19. Great minds...

Reply to niyad (Reply #18)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:48 AM

19 hrs ago

NotASurfer

(2,370 posts)

35. Given the quality of his sycophants, there's one place that ought to be on high alert

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #14)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 12:16 PM

16 hrs ago

With apologies to pets who in no way deserve the indignity

https://www.arlingtonpetcemetery.com/pet-body-interment.html

Yeah, I can imagine his people making that mistake. Arlington Memorial? And we got a great rate? Cheezus woulda been proud...

niyad

(133,200 posts)

17. I am free this Friday. Actually, I would arrange to be free ANY day

Reply to surfered (Reply #12)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:44 AM

19 hrs ago

the happy event occurs. I will also bring bubbly. We will need a great deal!

SheltieLover

(81,288 posts)

20. I'm free every Friday, but I'm.avail on short notice to celebrate the instant slobby croaks...

Reply to niyad (Reply #17)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:50 AM

19 hrs ago

niyad

(133,200 posts)

21. YES!!!!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #20)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 08:52 AM

19 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,288 posts)

22. In fact, no notice at all needed! Just the happy news!

Reply to niyad (Reply #21)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 09:14 AM

19 hrs ago

malaise

(296,978 posts)

26. The internet may crash that day

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #22)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 09:26 AM

19 hrs ago

😀

SheltieLover

(81,288 posts)

29. No doubt it will!

Reply to malaise (Reply #26)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 09:35 AM

19 hrs ago

The bigliest celebration ever!

hlthe2b

(114,244 posts)

33. Did he really say that? What a desecration...

Reply to surfered (Reply #12)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 11:31 AM

17 hrs ago

Damn...

hlthe2b

(114,244 posts)

23. "After Carville's induced near stroke, all the angry animals are joining screaming epithets!"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 09:16 AM

19 hrs ago

led by our favorite angry marmot on a Colorado mountainside:

"You! Stupid! MF!"

MustLoveBeagles

(16,887 posts)

31. He's cute when he's angry

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #23)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 10:34 AM

18 hrs ago

Joinfortmill

(21,388 posts)

24. Ah, closer and closer my, friends.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 09:20 AM

19 hrs ago

Ocelot II

(130,872 posts)

27. No, but this afternoon works for me. I can adjust my schedule if necessary.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 09:28 AM

19 hrs ago

I'd like a little heads-up, though, so I can get to the liquor store before all the champagne is sold out.

niyad

(133,200 posts)

30. Do what many of us are doing.. Shop now, keep it chilled and rready.

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #27)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 09:50 AM

18 hrs ago

Avoid the crush!

jfz9580m

(17,445 posts)

32. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 10:49 AM

17 hrs ago

I have a clock, map, compass, weapons of silence and tactics involving truth! Albeit delivered with exclamation marks which strike me as folksy and affable. Or unhinged. It is all in the eyes of the beholder.

Wicked Blue

(8,954 posts)

34. Accidentally put on Melanoma's shoes, trips

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 11:45 AM

16 hrs ago

and impales himself on a six-inch spike heel.

Accidentally trips on his own heel spurs.

Accidentally loses balance due to uneven swollen cankles and plunges into ballroom construction pit.

LetMyPeopleVote

(180,763 posts)

36. People are wondering why trump is delaying his annual physical

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 01:24 PM

15 hrs ago

Link to tweet

Donald Trump appears to have missed—or is delaying—his 2026 annual physical, and it’s raising serious questions.

His last reported exam was in April 2025. He later claimed he was doing “semiannual” physicals, including one in October 2025. But now, in April 2026, there’s been no announcement, no schedule, and no results—something that would normally be routine and public.

At the same time, Trump’s recent behavior is drawing concern—even from right-wing outlets questioning his condition.

Orrex

(67,241 posts)

37. This would be a great time for him to just fucking die already

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #36)

Wed Apr 22, 2026, 02:33 PM

14 hrs ago

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