He should just man-up and admit he shagged the journalist.

Let’s see…

He said he was meeting with a woman journalist while he was drinking. He had an adverse reaction to medication and threw up on himself. So, the mayor puked in front of a reporter but she didn’t write about it? Sure, Jan.

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Sounds like newspeak for drunk.

Or what my Daddy used to call “falling down drunk.”

Has anyone asked about just how the female employee got there?

She just happened to be working at midnight at City Hall? On this particular night?

And, if what he says is true, why has he not asked the employee make a statement to that effect?

He knows that he is caught, but like any true rethug, he is going to die on this hill.

Hell, he will probably convince himself that it never happened if it never progresses beyond this point.

They are that delusional.

or any of the ingredients that go into the making of any alcoholic beverage, and have a negative reaction. However, I remember when this story first came out, it was pretty obvious that this was an after hour asignation and the mayor was having an affair.

I'm not drunk. I'm just having a negative reaction to alcohol.

And his name is Dingler! What could be better....

The pantless drunk mayor is carney.

Would be a great name for a rock band.

“Don’t be caught with your drawers down!”

"Oh no, I spilled it on you". "Let me clean it it for you".
At least he didn't say he was delivering a pizza.