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Orrex

(67,294 posts) Tue Apr 28, 2026, 06:54 AM 8 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Succumbed to injuries by a shooter who was on another floor?

Shot by royal guards while trying to manhandle King Charles?

Smothered in his sleep after forgetting Melania's 400th birthday?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 8 hrs ago OP

Was so shocked seeing Jimmy Kimmel SocialDemocrat61 7 hrs ago #1

No but malaise 7 hrs ago #2

He's been hollering about security EYESORE 9001 7 hrs ago #3

Hahaha "Melania's 400th Birthday" johnnyfins 7 hrs ago #4

Tried to be a decent human but he was just too high-strung. I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear. twodogsbarking 7 hrs ago #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 7 hrs ago #6

Keep hope alive. surfered 6 hrs ago #9

Yes! SheltieLover 5 hrs ago #13

Soon... SheltieLover 5 hrs ago #12

Now would be good. niyad 5 hrs ago #16

RFN! SheltieLover 4 hrs ago #20

;-{) ROUNDUP Goonch 6 hrs ago #7

Not dead yet, but closer, much closer. Joinfortmill 6 hrs ago #8

Patience children! Aussie105 6 hrs ago #10

We have already been waiting a VERYYYYYYYY long time! niyad 5 hrs ago #17

No, but it's still early. Plenty of time left for the fortunate event. SheltieLover 5 hrs ago #11

I would be very happy with an early birthday present. niyad 5 hrs ago #14

Yes! This will be a great gift to the entire world! SheltieLover 4 hrs ago #21

Awwwwwwww, thank you so much! niyad 4 hrs ago #23

"Still NO??????" hlthe2b 5 hrs ago #15

Killed by hemorrhage after bumping his head on the table while... NNadir 5 hrs ago #18

Remember that some of the best times of your life haven't happened yet twodogsbarking 4 hrs ago #19

One day closer. QueerDuck 4 hrs ago #22

Camilla's hat has a tiny spike coated with a nameless poison Wicked Blue 3 hrs ago #24

Good one! niyad 2 hrs ago #29

Going by his hair health... Kid Berwyn 3 hrs ago #25

We cannot wait that long. niyad 2 hrs ago #30

In all seriousness. This guy looks incapable of finishing out his term. LetMyPeopleVote 3 hrs ago #26

What's the deal with his bottom teeth? They look like Legos. Ocelot II 3 hrs ago #27

Very weird. niyad 2 hrs ago #32

He does not look like he could finish out the week. Please let it be so! niyad 2 hrs ago #31

Sent to the Tower of London... Dulcinea 3 hrs ago #28

SocialDemocrat61

(7,805 posts)

1. Was so shocked seeing Jimmy Kimmel

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 06:58 AM

7 hrs ago

still on TV he choked on his midnight Mcnuggets

malaise

(297,248 posts)

2. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:10 AM

7 hrs ago

The brothers never made it to 80 and there are 47 days to June 14

EYESORE 9001

(29,841 posts)

3. He's been hollering about security

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:23 AM

7 hrs ago

Perhaps a hermetically sealed vault six feet underground is just the sort of secure place he’s been looking for. It’s even climate controlled. 58F year round.

johnnyfins

(3,904 posts)

4. Hahaha "Melania's 400th Birthday"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:23 AM

7 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(19,120 posts)

5. Tried to be a decent human but he was just too high-strung. I'm afraid the strain was more than he could bear.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:30 AM

7 hrs ago

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niyad

(133,443 posts)

6. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 07:40 AM

7 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(13,932 posts)

9. Keep hope alive.

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:51 AM

6 hrs ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

SheltieLover

(81,399 posts)

13. Yes!

Reply to surfered (Reply #9)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:09 AM

5 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,399 posts)

12. Soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #6)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:09 AM

5 hrs ago

niyad

(133,443 posts)

16. Now would be good.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #12)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:12 AM

5 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,399 posts)

20. RFN!

Reply to niyad (Reply #16)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:14 AM

4 hrs ago

Goonch

(5,391 posts)

7. ;-{) ROUNDUP

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:08 AM

6 hrs ago

Joinfortmill

(21,438 posts)

8. Not dead yet, but closer, much closer.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:08 AM

6 hrs ago

Aussie105

(8,093 posts)

10. Patience children!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 08:54 AM

6 hrs ago

Good things come to those who wait!

niyad

(133,443 posts)

17. We have already been waiting a VERYYYYYYYY long time!

Reply to Aussie105 (Reply #10)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:12 AM

5 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,399 posts)

11. No, but it's still early. Plenty of time left for the fortunate event.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:06 AM

5 hrs ago

niyad

(133,443 posts)

14. I would be very happy with an early birthday present.

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #11)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:10 AM

5 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,399 posts)

21. Yes! This will be a great gift to the entire world!

Reply to niyad (Reply #14)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:16 AM

4 hrs ago

Happy early birthday! May all your hopes & dreams be realized in the here & now!

niyad

(133,443 posts)

23. Awwwwwwww, thank you so much!

Reply to SheltieLover (Reply #21)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:21 AM

4 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(114,321 posts)

15. "Still NO??????"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:10 AM

5 hrs ago

"sigh... I need a hug!"

NNadir

(38,338 posts)

18. Killed by hemorrhage after bumping his head on the table while...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 09:45 AM

5 hrs ago

...ducking during a fake assassination rehearsal?

twodogsbarking

(19,120 posts)

19. Remember that some of the best times of your life haven't happened yet

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:00 AM

4 hrs ago

&t=1s

QueerDuck

(1,889 posts)

22. One day closer.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 10:16 AM

4 hrs ago

Wicked Blue

(8,968 posts)

24. Camilla's hat has a tiny spike coated with a nameless poison

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:25 AM

3 hrs ago

and he "just happens" to bump into it. Charles then reclaims the US as a British colony, and we all get free healthcare.

niyad

(133,443 posts)

29. Good one!

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #24)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 12:18 PM

2 hrs ago

Kid Berwyn

(24,819 posts)

25. Going by his hair health...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:27 AM

3 hrs ago

...Soon, although I hope he makes it to the midterms so Thiel doesn't have a chance to roll out Couchhumper, the living Palantir Gift Card.

niyad

(133,443 posts)

30. We cannot wait that long.

Reply to Kid Berwyn (Reply #25)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 12:18 PM

2 hrs ago

LetMyPeopleVote

(181,063 posts)

26. In all seriousness. This guy looks incapable of finishing out his term.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:31 AM

3 hrs ago

Ocelot II

(130,983 posts)

27. What's the deal with his bottom teeth? They look like Legos.

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #26)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:34 AM

3 hrs ago

niyad

(133,443 posts)

32. Very weird.

Reply to Ocelot II (Reply #27)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 12:20 PM

2 hrs ago

niyad

(133,443 posts)

31. He does not look like he could finish out the week. Please let it be so!

Reply to LetMyPeopleVote (Reply #26)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 12:19 PM

2 hrs ago

Dulcinea

(10,223 posts)

28. Sent to the Tower of London...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue Apr 28, 2026, 11:35 AM

3 hrs ago

...after insulting/behaving badly towards the king and queen? (Wait for it!)

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