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surfered

(14,004 posts)
Sun May 3, 2026, 08:49 AM 4 hrs ago

Now hear this!

In Trump’s America, seashells are considered a deadly threat while pedophiles aren’t worth the trouble of investigating and prosecuting.

That is all.

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Now hear this! (Original Post) surfered 4 hrs ago OP
Roll the tapes...all of them Whip-poor-will 4 hrs ago #1
Where drug kingpins mercuryblues 3 hrs ago #2
Yes! surfered 3 hrs ago #3
Republicans appear to suffer... GiqueCee 3 hrs ago #4
God, will this nightmare ever end? Grim Chieftain 2 hrs ago #5
And using a megaphone to compare the future President to Hitler.... OGBuzz 1 hr ago #6
Excellent. OLDMDDEM 1 hr ago #7
I expect this kind of thing from a total lily livered yellow bellied coward Walleye 1 hr ago #8
Rec rec rec malaise 57 min ago #9

GiqueCee

(4,570 posts)
4. Republicans appear to suffer...
Sun May 3, 2026, 09:16 AM
3 hrs ago

... from the Goldfish Syndrome; each circuit of their little glass bubble is a new revelation for them. They're unable to recall "86 46", which was emblazoned on T-shirts and assorted mean-spirited memorabilia intended to insult President Biden, who in turn, brushed off their self-righteous indignation like the flatulent snowflakes they are, and never gave it a second thought.
What a contrast to the cries of woe they're all blubbering today over a photo taken by Mr. Comey – not the anonymous wag who arranged those nefarious seashells by the seashore – but the fellow who got a chuckle out of it, and posted the picture on some social media site.
Cry havoc! And loose the dogs of war! Such disrespect cannot go unpunished! The infantile sensibilities of Der Führer have been irreparably offended! Where's the Football? Let us bomb Comey's Emerald Isle beach house back to the Stone Age! And while we're at it, throw a few fire crackers at Westport, Connecticut's Compo Beach; they have those big-ass cannons there, and there might be seashells, so watch your six.

These kkkonservative klowns are so pitiful they're not even funny.

OGBuzz

(479 posts)
6. And using a megaphone to compare the future President to Hitler....
Sun May 3, 2026, 11:37 AM
1 hr ago

is not nearly as incendiary as some sea shells on a beach, in fact, down the road it may earn you the Vice Presidency.

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