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Orrex

(67,324 posts) Tue May 5, 2026, 06:58 AM Yesterday

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Is he dead yet?

Laughed himself to death upon hearing that Giuliani is in critical condition?

Aneurysm while trying to touch his nose with his eyes closed?

Drowned in a death-roll and devoured after mistaking an alligator for a squirrel?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex Yesterday OP

Squirrel! underpants Yesterday #1

Rabid squirrel Wicked Blue 19 hrs ago #20

As Tiedrich points out today - there is no squirrel on the test underpants 18 hrs ago #21

Perhaps there is a hallucination of a squirrel Wicked Blue 12 hrs ago #23

;-{) SNOOPY SWOOPING Goonch Yesterday #2

Go Snoopy! MustLoveBeagles 12 hrs ago #22

Not yet, but he sure as hell looks like a corpse. SheltieLover Yesterday #3

Come on, Satan, take your boy home! Joinfortmill Yesterday #4

You win the thread today😂😂🤪 malaise Yesterday #5

I agree. It would be difficult to beat that one. NNadir 23 hrs ago #13

Nyet. 58Sunliner Yesterday #6

No but malaise Yesterday #7

This message was self-deleted by its author malaise Yesterday #8

Putin possibly getting assassinated by tripping off a building roof, or getting shot by his Submariner Yesterday #9

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad Yesterday #10

I have a dream... surfered 23 hrs ago #11

Ha malaise 23 hrs ago #14

Smell of DEATH, certainly... hlthe2b 23 hrs ago #12

How cute MustLoveBeagles 12 hrs ago #24

Not yet... but I and Melania remain hopeful that it will be tomorrow. QueerDuck 23 hrs ago #15

Now would be better. niyad 23 hrs ago #16

Yes please. He causes pain and destruction with every breath. He needs to stop breathing. QueerDuck 22 hrs ago #17

Hopefully he follows Rudy soon. republianmushroom 19 hrs ago #18

Goes on state visit to Putin Wicked Blue 19 hrs ago #19

Hope springs eternal... Jack Valentino 8 hrs ago #25

No but Coldwater 8 hrs ago #26

underpants

(197,006 posts)

1. Squirrel!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 07:01 AM

Yesterday

Wicked Blue

(8,991 posts)

20. Rabid squirrel

Reply to underpants (Reply #1)

Tue May 5, 2026, 01:11 PM

19 hrs ago

underpants

(197,006 posts)

21. As Tiedrich points out today - there is no squirrel on the test

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #20)

Tue May 5, 2026, 01:59 PM

18 hrs ago

Wicked Blue

(8,991 posts)

23. Perhaps there is a hallucination of a squirrel

Reply to underpants (Reply #21)

Tue May 5, 2026, 07:42 PM

12 hrs ago

because of RFK Jr's interest in psychedelics. It is a paisley squirrel, and it can dance the polka by itself.

Goonch

(5,487 posts)

2. ;-{) SNOOPY SWOOPING

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 07:11 AM

Yesterday

MustLoveBeagles

(17,094 posts)

22. Go Snoopy!

Reply to Goonch (Reply #2)

Tue May 5, 2026, 07:42 PM

12 hrs ago

SheltieLover

(81,497 posts)

3. Not yet, but he sure as hell looks like a corpse.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 07:22 AM

Yesterday

Joinfortmill

(21,510 posts)

4. Come on, Satan, take your boy home!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 07:22 AM

Yesterday

malaise

(297,559 posts)

5. You win the thread today😂😂🤪

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 07:57 AM

Yesterday

Drowned in a death-roll and devoured after mistaking an alligator for a squirrel?

NNadir

(38,413 posts)

13. I agree. It would be difficult to beat that one.

Reply to malaise (Reply #5)

Tue May 5, 2026, 08:45 AM

23 hrs ago

58Sunliner

(6,388 posts)

6. Nyet.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 08:00 AM

Yesterday

malaise

(297,559 posts)

7. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 08:01 AM

Yesterday

There are 40 days to June 14

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malaise This message was self-deleted by its author.

Submariner

(13,416 posts)

9. Putin possibly getting assassinated by tripping off a building roof, or getting shot by his

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 08:06 AM

Yesterday

own polit bureau goon squad soon, may prove to be a great training film for dictator removal from Mar A Epsteinville.

Let's stay tuned.

niyad

(133,694 posts)

10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 08:12 AM

Yesterday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,055 posts)

11. I have a dream...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 08:34 AM

23 hrs ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

malaise

(297,559 posts)

14. Ha

Reply to surfered (Reply #11)

Tue May 5, 2026, 08:47 AM

23 hrs ago

😀

hlthe2b

(114,430 posts)

12. Smell of DEATH, certainly...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 08:44 AM

23 hrs ago

Something no one says to the orange menace EVER:

MustLoveBeagles

(17,094 posts)

24. How cute

Reply to hlthe2b (Reply #12)

Tue May 5, 2026, 07:43 PM

12 hrs ago

QueerDuck

(1,916 posts)

15. Not yet... but I and Melania remain hopeful that it will be tomorrow.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 09:11 AM

23 hrs ago

Fingers crossed!

niyad

(133,694 posts)

16. Now would be better.

Reply to QueerDuck (Reply #15)

Tue May 5, 2026, 09:34 AM

23 hrs ago

QueerDuck

(1,916 posts)

17. Yes please. He causes pain and destruction with every breath. He needs to stop breathing.

Reply to niyad (Reply #16)

Tue May 5, 2026, 10:12 AM

22 hrs ago

republianmushroom

(22,569 posts)

18. Hopefully he follows Rudy soon.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 01:04 PM

19 hrs ago

Wicked Blue

(8,991 posts)

19. Goes on state visit to Putin

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 01:10 PM

19 hrs ago

Ukrainian drone takes out both of them

Jack Valentino

(5,224 posts)

25. Hope springs eternal...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 11:37 PM

8 hrs ago

Coldwater

(1,336 posts)

26. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 5, 2026, 11:56 PM

8 hrs ago

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