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"Idolizing a politician is like believing the stripper really loves you" (Original Post) niyad 22 hrs ago OP
Excellent - I'll remember that as a niyad quote ☮ walkingman 22 hrs ago #1
Alas, I cannot take credit for it. Saw it on a t-shirt. niyad 21 hrs ago #2
Ya but she really did. SSJVegeta 21 hrs ago #3
Snicker!!! niyad 21 hrs ago #4
Hers? rubbersole 21 hrs ago #5
Mine. At least. Thats what she says. I pay extra child support every time I visit her at the strip club SSJVegeta 21 hrs ago #6
Even the redheaded boy who won't stop eating his boogers? rubbersole 21 hrs ago #7
They are all in their 20s even tho I met Sugarpie Cookie last month. SSJVegeta 21 hrs ago #8
Is that her stage name or was the epidural kicking in when they brought in the name form? rubbersole 20 hrs ago #10
....both? SSJVegeta 20 hrs ago #11
Jokes aside strippers are a noble profession and pole dancing is a legitimate sport. SSJVegeta 20 hrs ago #14
Hmmm...I would like to provide a different perspective. cayugafalls 20 hrs ago #19
The customers not so much. Many managers either. SSJVegeta 19 hrs ago #24
Are we still talking about dancers or MAGA wives and girlfriends? Buddyzbuddy 10 hrs ago #36
I want one. NNadir 21 hrs ago #9
A politician? Cirsium 20 hrs ago #12
The shirt, not the politician. Politicians are only cheap to buy if you're a billionaire. Billionaire's collect... NNadir 20 hrs ago #13
Sad, but true Cirsium 20 hrs ago #15
Just google "idolizing a politician t-shirt". Available many places! niyad 20 hrs ago #16
So it is. Father's day is in June, a gift idea for my sons, if they should acknowledge Father's day. NNadir 20 hrs ago #20
Sounds like a few hints might be in order. niyad 19 hrs ago #21
I don't hint. I'm explicit. NNadir 19 hrs ago #25
That certainly eliminates confusion. niyad 18 hrs ago #26
ROFLMAO! Jacson6 20 hrs ago #17
This catrose 20 hrs ago #18
The cashier said "strip down and to the right" By the time I realized she meant my credit card the police were on scene. twodogsbarking 19 hrs ago #22
took me a couple of seconds, slightlv 12 hrs ago #34
That is a really good one. LoisB 19 hrs ago #23
Absolutely true. mr715 18 hrs ago #27
So very true... Now AND then. QueerDuck 13 hrs ago #28
Recommendation #101 H2O Man 13 hrs ago #29
I dated a stripper pfitz59 12 hrs ago #30
Another variation SocialDemocrat61 12 hrs ago #31
and yet... WhiskeyGrinder 12 hrs ago #32
Yep themaguffin 12 hrs ago #33
If you get into a romantic relationship with a stripper flvegan 12 hrs ago #35
the folk who believe in them "100%" Skittles 7 hrs ago #37
Oh my gawd, that's good! Iggo 7 hrs ago #38
They both dump you as soon as you give them what they want. Aussie105 2 hrs ago #39
Hear Hear! OldBaldy1701E 42 min ago #40

SSJVegeta

(3,034 posts)
6. Mine. At least. Thats what she says. I pay extra child support every time I visit her at the strip club
Sat May 9, 2026, 10:47 AM
21 hrs ago

I asked why am I paying child support when we are married? She didnt answer but gave me a free lap dance.

rubbersole

(11,268 posts)
10. Is that her stage name or was the epidural kicking in when they brought in the name form?
Sat May 9, 2026, 11:18 AM
20 hrs ago

cayugafalls

(5,981 posts)
19. Hmmm...I would like to provide a different perspective.
Sat May 9, 2026, 12:05 PM
20 hrs ago

I lived in the adult district in tampa...never would I have thought stripping was a noble profession.

Living n the projects, I had friends who decided that the noble profession was so great they killed themselves.

There are WAY more broken, abused and drug addicted people in the adult club business, as a matter of fact, that industry preys on the abused, confused and misused people to entertain the ever changing sick clientele.

The stories I could tell would shock and horrify everyone on this board.

Perhaps, I am biased...

Peace

SSJVegeta

(3,034 posts)
24. The customers not so much. Many managers either.
Sat May 9, 2026, 12:40 PM
19 hrs ago

Last edited Sun May 10, 2026, 01:18 AM - Edit history (1)

The profession could use an enormous renovation starting with what the workers themselves would want.

And no. It doesnt actually need to have to do anything with sex.

Buddyzbuddy

(2,829 posts)
36. Are we still talking about dancers or MAGA wives and girlfriends?
Sat May 9, 2026, 09:30 PM
10 hrs ago

Sorry, but the description of the abuse and end result sound so much alike.
It's commentary on MAGA women that choose their life v.s. a life lived in desperation.

NNadir

(38,473 posts)
13. The shirt, not the politician. Politicians are only cheap to buy if you're a billionaire. Billionaire's collect...
Sat May 9, 2026, 11:47 AM
20 hrs ago

...them like baseball cards.

NNadir

(38,473 posts)
20. So it is. Father's day is in June, a gift idea for my sons, if they should acknowledge Father's day.
Sat May 9, 2026, 12:08 PM
20 hrs ago

twodogsbarking

(19,251 posts)
22. The cashier said "strip down and to the right" By the time I realized she meant my credit card the police were on scene.
Sat May 9, 2026, 12:27 PM
19 hrs ago

If someone posted this earlier I salute you.

mr715

(4,061 posts)
27. Absolutely true.
Sat May 9, 2026, 01:50 PM
18 hrs ago

Although I'd say a prostitute is more accurate.

Politicians are vehicles for policy outcomes, nothing more. None of them should be judged on anything other than their ability to deliver for the people they represent.

pfitz59

(12,887 posts)
30. I dated a stripper
Sat May 9, 2026, 07:20 PM
12 hrs ago

we went dutch most dates. Sadly, I moved away. She earned twice what I did.

flvegan

(66,486 posts)
35. If you get into a romantic relationship with a stripper
Sat May 9, 2026, 08:00 PM
12 hrs ago

and she stops stripping because of said relationship, is she still a stripper?

Asking for a friend.

Skittles

(172,643 posts)
37. the folk who believe in them "100%"
Sun May 10, 2026, 12:37 AM
7 hrs ago

WTF, I don't even believe family and friends to that extent

Aussie105

(8,135 posts)
39. They both dump you as soon as you give them what they want.
Sun May 10, 2026, 05:23 AM
2 hrs ago

The stripper - your money.

The politician - your vote.

There are some exceptions amongst politicians of course, Biden and Obama for instance.

Don't know any strippers though, and too old to explore that possibility.

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