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Orrex

(67,362 posts) Tue May 12, 2026, 06:55 AM 1 hr ago

Is he dead yet?

Implemented new Anti-Woke policy by falling asleep? Forever?

Coronary while chasing Marjorie Taylor Greene?

Bent forward to kiss his beloved reflection and drowned in The Reflecting Pool?

Just fucking died already, for literally ANY reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 1 hr ago OP

;-{) CONSUMED BY TORNADOES Goonch 1 hr ago #1

Looks like a FF5* rated tornado Blue Owl 4 min ago #12

No but malaise 1 hr ago #2

22-foot, golden statue of trump at one of his Florida golf courses falls over Emile 1 hr ago #3

there are so many wonderful possibilities of karmic endings for this supreme motherfucker LymphocyteLover 1 hr ago #6

No, but Coldwater 1 hr ago #4

at one point I could see him being fatally attracted to his own reflection, but I think now, even he knows LymphocyteLover 1 hr ago #5

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 47 min ago #7

We share your dream. Someday soon... surfered 28 min ago #9

Soon! SheltieLover 28 min ago #10

Sadly not yet, but there is plenty of time for the fortunate event today. SheltieLover 28 min ago #8

Nope, he just smells that way, all the time. Buddyzbuddy 17 min ago #11

Contemplating that "Presidential Gift" from China's President Xi tomorrow... hlthe2b 3 min ago #13

Goonch

(5,529 posts)

1. ;-{) CONSUMED BY TORNADOES

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 06:56 AM

1 hr ago

Blue Owl

(59,565 posts)

12. Looks like a FF5* rated tornado

Reply to Goonch (Reply #1)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:42 AM

4 min ago

*(Fat Fuck 5)

malaise

(297,731 posts)

2. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:00 AM

1 hr ago

He is stark raving mad

Emile

(43,159 posts)

3. 22-foot, golden statue of trump at one of his Florida golf courses falls over

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:05 AM

1 hr ago

on top of trump, and crushing the old man to death.

LymphocyteLover

(10,093 posts)

6. there are so many wonderful possibilities of karmic endings for this supreme motherfucker

Reply to Emile (Reply #3)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:45 AM

1 hr ago

Coldwater

(1,341 posts)

4. No, but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:07 AM

1 hr ago

LymphocyteLover

(10,093 posts)

5. at one point I could see him being fatally attracted to his own reflection, but I think now, even he knows

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:43 AM

1 hr ago

how hideous he looks.

niyad

(133,829 posts)

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 07:58 AM

47 min ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,147 posts)

9. We share your dream. Someday soon...

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:18 AM

28 min ago

🍾🥂🍾🍾🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂

SheltieLover

(81,577 posts)

10. Soon!

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:18 AM

28 min ago

🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂🥂

SheltieLover

(81,577 posts)

8. Sadly not yet, but there is plenty of time for the fortunate event today.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:18 AM

28 min ago

Buddyzbuddy

(2,842 posts)

11. Nope, he just smells that way, all the time.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:28 AM

17 min ago

hlthe2b

(114,540 posts)

13. Contemplating that "Presidential Gift" from China's President Xi tomorrow...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 12, 2026, 08:43 AM

3 min ago

Xi's trade representatives have assured staffers to tell Trump; "Not to worry... I'm sure none of those endangered little bats carry any new COVID-variant... Hell, MAGA, Rand Paul & RFK Jr, said they were not the source anyway, remember? Aren't they cute? Besides, all those trade deals, remember?"

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