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Orrex

(67,370 posts)
Thu May 14, 2026, 07:03 AM 3 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Stomped by kangaroos while trying to force construction of his 91 story tower in Australia?

Sees a panda while in China and insists that he remembers it was a giraffe, strokes out soon after?

Fatal jet lag from flight to China?


Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 3 hrs ago OP
Bwaaaaah😂 malaise 3 hrs ago #1
;-{) STONED IN CHINA Goonch 3 hrs ago #2
Are those rice balls they're throwing? malaise 3 hrs ago #5
No but malaise 3 hrs ago #3
Keep hope alive.. surfered 2 hrs ago #9
symptom of ongoing decay pfitz59 2 hrs ago #12
Is his neck still rotting? Hopefully his noggin will fall off.. SheltieLover 1 hr ago #23
Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 3 hrs ago #4
We share your disappointment surfered 2 hrs ago #10
Same here! SheltieLover 1 hr ago #22
Soon! As in rfn soon! SheltieLover 1 hr ago #21
YES, PLEASE!!! niyad 1 hr ago #24
He is rotting from the inside out. SheltieLover 1 hr ago #25
Sorry, Dear Orrex... BurnDoubt 3 hrs ago #6
I was really thinking the long jet flight would get him... LymphocyteLover 2 hrs ago #7
A long flight means Gordcanuck 1 hr ago #16
Ah yes... though he takes all that aspirin to have very nice thin blood... LymphocyteLover 1 hr ago #26
Wonton stuck in throat no_hypocrisy 2 hrs ago #8
It won't be long now. Perhaps tomorrow. QueerDuck 2 hrs ago #11
His ego was fatally crushed when Xi did not greet him at the airport. surfered 1 hr ago #13
No doubt! SheltieLover 1 hr ago #20
Not yet, but soon, very soon. Joinfortmill 1 hr ago #14
Rfn would be superb! SheltieLover 1 hr ago #19
"I stayed up so late hoping for 'word,' but alas my hopes were dashed..." hlthe2b 1 hr ago #15
awwwwww, poor, sweet little one! niyad 1 hr ago #17
Sadly not yet, but there is still plenty of time left SheltieLover 1 hr ago #18
That's what my T-shirt asks... CousinIT 59 min ago #27
King Saul murielm99 51 min ago #28
Air Force One taken down by an Iranian drone RainCaster 50 min ago #29
Mutilizated. Harker 32 min ago #30
Saw his image in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Seinan Sensei 9 min ago #31

malaise

(297,802 posts)
1. Bwaaaaah😂
Thu May 14, 2026, 07:07 AM
3 hrs ago

Stomped by kangaroos while trying to force construction of his 91 story tower in Australia?

niyad

(133,923 posts)
4. Alas, my botttle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu May 14, 2026, 07:08 AM
3 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

LymphocyteLover

(10,107 posts)
7. I was really thinking the long jet flight would get him...
Thu May 14, 2026, 07:36 AM
2 hrs ago

I guess he survived but he really did not look good when he landed there

hlthe2b

(114,576 posts)
15. "I stayed up so late hoping for 'word,' but alas my hopes were dashed..."
Thu May 14, 2026, 08:45 AM
1 hr ago

"--at least for now..."

murielm99

(33,074 posts)
28. King Saul
Thu May 14, 2026, 09:34 AM
51 min ago

Last edited Thu May 14, 2026, 10:19 AM - Edit history (1)

I see the tsf as much like King Saul. I don't know who his David is, or if he has a David.

Or maybe Herod, whose body rotted?

RainCaster

(13,873 posts)
29. Air Force One taken down by an Iranian drone
Thu May 14, 2026, 09:34 AM
50 min ago

Think of all those CEOs that are with him...

Seinan Sensei

(1,632 posts)
31. Saw his image in the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool
Thu May 14, 2026, 10:16 AM
9 min ago

… fell in love with himself (all over again), then became terminally obsessed with himself (all over again). Unable to look away from his own image (all over again), he wasted away.

Kinda like Narcissus

He likes getting stuff named after him. I vote we change “Narcissism” to “Trumpicism

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