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Orrex

(67,443 posts)
Sun May 31, 2026, 08:32 AM Yesterday

Is he dead yet?

Mysteriously bludgeoned with a gavel after threatening Casey Cooper?

High-fived to death by some house-flipping asshole who disappeared without a trace 30 years ago?

Fell from his chair and busted his head while swooning over a guy who throws a ball for a living?


Just fucking died for literally any reason at all?

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surfered

(14,577 posts)
2. Suffered a stroke when Emmet Otter's Jug Band announced it would not be performing at his Freedom 250 event.
Sun May 31, 2026, 09:05 AM
Yesterday

hlthe2b

(114,845 posts)
4. I see the Orange Menace found a way to "coax" his performers to come--
Sun May 31, 2026, 09:08 AM
Yesterday

But...

"You can drag me there, but you can't make me perform! "

twodogsbarking

(19,484 posts)
9. Tried to destroy the John F. Kennedy Memorial and caught his hair on fire on the eternal flame and melted.
Sun May 31, 2026, 09:41 AM
Yesterday

An orange cloud of smoke could be seen for 250 miles.

niyad

(134,332 posts)
10. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Sun May 31, 2026, 09:49 AM
Yesterday

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

Orrex

(67,443 posts)
13. Although that's certainly true...
Sun May 31, 2026, 10:50 AM
Yesterday

I still dread the inevitable whitewash we'll see from our obedient and housebroken media.

As soon as the last fetid breath leaves his rotten lungs, the media will begin devoutly celebrating his life and presidency, instead of taking that opportunity to expose what a horrible monster he was and how fucking worthless his fuckhead KKKultists were and are and will remain.

At most, the media will call him "a polarizing figure who left an indelible mark on history."

niyad

(134,332 posts)
14. It will be far more revolting than what they spewed after tricky dick
Sun May 31, 2026, 10:56 AM
Yesterday

and ronnie ray-gun stopped wasting oxygen.

Orrex

(67,443 posts)
15. Yep
Sun May 31, 2026, 11:03 AM
Yesterday

Of course, that won't get in the way of my celebratory dancing, but it'll still be annoying.

MiHale

(13,211 posts)
17. 👍...
Sun May 31, 2026, 11:43 AM
Yesterday

I think the same…but maybe because they’ll only have to deal with his ghost things may loosen up…hope reigns eternal.

Blue Owl

(59,725 posts)
19. The windmills of his mind started spinning so fast
Sun May 31, 2026, 01:49 PM
Yesterday

They formed a rapidly growing cancerous tumor that consumed him in five days

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