General Discussion

struggle4progress

(126,805 posts) Sun May 31, 2026, 10:17 AM Yesterday

What Trump birthday event would you like to see?

31 votes, 4 passes \| Time left: Unlimited
	He goes down Niagara Falls in a barrel
	2 (6%)
	He sets a world record for kissing rattlesnakes
	3 (10%)
	He rides a steam-powered rocket over Snake River Canyon
	0 (0%)
	He bungee jumps off the New River Gorge Bridge
	2 (6%)
	He skis the Big Couloir
	0 (0%)
	He wingsuits to Bedminster from atop One World Trade Center
	0 (0%)
	He duplicates Houdini's escape from a packing crate nailed shut and thrown into the East River
	18 (58%)
	He eats an entire working Model T
	0 (0%)
	Other
	6 (19%)
	4 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
Show usernames Disclaimer: This is an Internet poll

21 replies

= new reply since forum marked as read

Highlight:

What Trump birthday event would you like to see? (Original Post) struggle4progress Yesterday OP

He dies leftstreet Yesterday #1

A one way ride in a coroner's car. House of Roberts Yesterday #2

A perfect and beautiful cardiovascular event on national TV dalton99a Yesterday #3

if it doesnt happen on air, we may never know. mopinko Yesterday #13

His funeral! nt intheozone Yesterday #4

I'm sure the celebrations will be much larger Hey Joe Yesterday #5

A squirting brain aneurysm as he eats a double portion of birthday cake,.... magicarpet Yesterday #6

He should go out on the same day he came in. It would be a fucking fantastic 250th Autumn Yesterday #7

Unanimous thought. Traildogbob Yesterday #8

He attends his own malaise Yesterday #9

As the guest of dishonor Historic NY Yesterday #10

Nicely played malaise Yesterday #11

;-{) NOBODY CAME Goonch Yesterday #12

HELP US RONALD McDONALD! Thunderbeast 20 hrs ago #21

Trump runs around the White House justaprogressive Yesterday #14

He gets struck by lightning... 3catwoman3 Yesterday #15

I'd like to see a Jeopardy tournament featuring all of Team Trump competing. Midnight Writer Yesterday #16

Haha malaise Yesterday #17

OTHER: The Mashed Potato milestogo Yesterday #18

Another vote for his funeral here! Totally Tunsie Yesterday #19

Keeling over due to shitting himself in his pants to the grave. sakabatou Yesterday #20

leftstreet

(41,300 posts)

1. He dies

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:19 AM

Yesterday

is that too rude?

House of Roberts

(6,673 posts)

2. A one way ride in a coroner's car.

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:24 AM

Yesterday

dalton99a

(95,666 posts)

3. A perfect and beautiful cardiovascular event on national TV

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:28 AM

Yesterday

mopinko

(74,070 posts)

13. if it doesnt happen on air, we may never know.

Reply to dalton99a (Reply #3)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:25 AM

Yesterday

my fear is we have a weekend at bernie’s sitch that lasts for months.

intheozone

(1,139 posts)

4. His funeral! nt

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:37 AM

Yesterday

Hey Joe

(845 posts)

5. I'm sure the celebrations will be much larger

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:37 AM

Yesterday

On his death day than on any of his birthdays!🪦⚰️🎉🍾🥂

magicarpet

(19,502 posts)

6. A squirting brain aneurysm as he eats a double portion of birthday cake,....

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:38 AM

Yesterday

.... with two scoops of chocolate ice cream.

Autumn

(49,028 posts)

7. He should go out on the same day he came in. It would be a fucking fantastic 250th

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:47 AM

Yesterday

birthday present. The celebration would be epic.

Traildogbob

(13,190 posts)

8. Unanimous thought.

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:49 AM

Yesterday

80 is long enough for that rapist lying thieving peace of juicy excrement to have poisoned humanity.
Time for HIS hell.

malaise

(298,404 posts)

9. He attends his own

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:49 AM

Yesterday

WAKE😀

Historic NY

(40,159 posts)

10. As the guest of dishonor

Reply to malaise (Reply #9)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:07 AM

Yesterday

malaise

(298,404 posts)

11. Nicely played

Reply to Historic NY (Reply #10)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:12 AM

Yesterday

😀

Goonch

(5,689 posts)

12. ;-{) NOBODY CAME

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:22 AM

Yesterday

Thunderbeast

(3,836 posts)

21. HELP US RONALD McDONALD!

Reply to Goonch (Reply #12)

Sun May 31, 2026, 10:15 PM

20 hrs ago

YOUR'E OUR ONLY HOPE!

justaprogressive

(7,241 posts)

14. Trump runs around the White House

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:34 AM

Yesterday

...til he drops dead!

3catwoman3

(29,884 posts)

15. He gets struck by lightning...

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 11:53 AM

Yesterday

…while on the golf course.

Midnight Writer

(25,864 posts)

16. I'd like to see a Jeopardy tournament featuring all of Team Trump competing.

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 12:27 PM

Yesterday

Of course, the answer to every question will be "Who is Donald Trump?" whether it is correct or not.

malaise

(298,404 posts)

17. Haha

Reply to Midnight Writer (Reply #16)

Sun May 31, 2026, 01:17 PM

Yesterday

Has he ever read a book?
😀

milestogo

(23,238 posts)

18. OTHER: The Mashed Potato

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 01:48 PM

Yesterday

You know, the one where somebody dumps a full bowl on his head.

Totally Tunsie

(12,088 posts)

19. Another vote for his funeral here!

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 02:57 PM

Yesterday

He actually puts the "FUN" in "funeral"!

sakabatou

(46,426 posts)

20. Keeling over due to shitting himself in his pants to the grave.

Reply to struggle4progress (Original post)

Sun May 31, 2026, 02:59 PM

Yesterday

Reply to this discussion