Maybe the love of his life will pat him on the head when he's done and say, "Good boy."

Which makes it hilarious

Burgum is 69, a billionaire, and he will never be President or V.P. Yet he chooses to humiliate himself by worshipping at the altar of Trump.

in order to climb the ladder or keep their jobs or avoid being primaried, but what's the motivation for a guy like Burgum? Sure, Trump could sack him if he didn't keep up the ass-kissing and probably would, but so what? He's stinking rich and too old for a serious future career in politics. Maybe he's worried about protecting his business interests from some vindictive move by Trump? I can't think of any other rational reason why some of these people are so eager to sacrifice their dignity. Is there a tailor in D.C. who specializes in reinforcing the knees of men's suit pants?

under a palm tree on my private island with a 5 gallon bucket filled with strawberry daiquiri and a very long straw.
I hope they know just how pathetic they look to the rest of us.

And all these people should have figured out by now that getting involved with Trump in the first place is like the Hotel California or the Mafia: You can never check out. You opt in at the beginning because you think you'll benefit politically or financially, but then you realize you have to keep wearing out your lips on his butt because the minute you stop kissing you'll find a horse's head in your bed.

He understands the term 'lickspittle' all too well, and he has zero respect for them.

He's insider trading along with everyone else.

And B. - Correct me if I missed something when we were listing our top 10 reasons to elect a president: I don’t believe restorations and construction was anywhere on the list.

passes their spiel to them when they're scheduled for a TV appearance. Their obsequious statements are just so over the top. Nobody ever just says, "Yeah, I'm enjoying my job here...."

then I agree.