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Orrex

(67,480 posts) Wed Jun 10, 2026, 06:33 AM 3 hrs ago

Is he dead yet?

Ate a screwworm-infected hamberder?

Stroked out after an active weekend at his golf course?

Devoured by bedbugs?

Just fucking died already for literally any reason at all?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 3 hrs ago OP

Not yet but with any luck the Grim Reaper will make this day memorable! SheltieLover 3 hrs ago #1

"That overwhelmingly embarrassing booing reception in NYC didn't do him in? Really?" hlthe2b 2 hrs ago #2

No but malaise 2 hrs ago #3

FOUR MOR DAYS! FOUR MORE DAYS! FOUR MORE DAYS! littlemissmartypants 6 min ago #14

;-{) ACT OF GOD Goonch 2 hrs ago #4

Als, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 1 hr ago #5

We share your dream.. surfered 1 hr ago #10

It's not impossible that all 3 of those could get him LymphocyteLover 1 hr ago #6

Ohhhh, I do like this! niyad 1 hr ago #7

Perfectly logical!! 👏👏 littlemissmartypants 5 min ago #16

We're not the only one getting frustrated.. surfered 1 hr ago #8

No, but he's close, very close. Joinfortmill 1 hr ago #9

I am so looking forward to the celebration here Easterncedar 1 hr ago #11

Exploding birthday cake! Wicked Blue 27 min ago #12

Hahahaha!! littlemissmartypants 4 min ago #17

Hopium copium. It gets me through the day. 58Sunliner 21 min ago #13

. Marcuse 5 min ago #15

SheltieLover

(82,172 posts)

1. Not yet but with any luck the Grim Reaper will make this day memorable!

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 10, 2026, 06:34 AM

3 hrs ago

hlthe2b

(114,935 posts)

2. "That overwhelmingly embarrassing booing reception in NYC didn't do him in? Really?"

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 10, 2026, 06:42 AM

2 hrs ago

"We thought for sure that would do it!..."

malaise

(298,773 posts)

3. No but

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 10, 2026, 06:54 AM

2 hrs ago

There are four days to the big 80 and he already looks like hell

littlemissmartypants

(35,010 posts)

14. FOUR MOR DAYS! FOUR MORE DAYS! FOUR MORE DAYS!

Reply to malaise (Reply #3)

Wed Jun 10, 2026, 09:28 AM

6 min ago

🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Goonch

(5,749 posts)

4. ;-{) ACT OF GOD

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 10, 2026, 07:33 AM

2 hrs ago

Last edited Wed Jun 10, 2026, 08:25 AM - Edit history (1)

niyad

(134,740 posts)

5. Als, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 10, 2026, 07:41 AM

1 hr ago

Last edited Wed Jun 10, 2026, 08:41 AM - Edit history (1)

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

surfered

(14,721 posts)

10. We share your dream..

Reply to niyad (Reply #5)

Wed Jun 10, 2026, 08:16 AM

1 hr ago

🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾

LymphocyteLover

(10,295 posts)

6. It's not impossible that all 3 of those could get him

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Wed Jun 10, 2026, 08:08 AM

1 hr ago

first he eats the hamberder... then since the bugs take a while to start the infection, he goes golfing.

He strokes out but only a small stroke on the golf course so he goes to lie down on a bed in one of his well-known bedbug infested properties.

So then the screwworms and the begbugs go to work on him...