The White House UFC Fight By The Numbers

Published: June 11, 2026

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$1.2 million
Cost of restoring Thomas Jefferson’s original Octagon

5
Drinks before shirtless Pete Hegseth tries to join fight

7
Times mixed martial arts mentioned in Bill of Rights

2
Future Supreme Court justices on fight card

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Likelihood fighter walks out to the theme from Will And Grace

13
Average ring girl age

8
Times Pope Leo has declined to attend

20
Starved lions on hand if things get slow

3
Women

9
Scattered teeth that will be found during next year’s White House Easter Egg Hunt

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