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Wonder if you've heard this one? A joke. (Original Post)
Figarosmom
4 hrs ago
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Takket
(23,867 posts)1. this is a old one (in that it has been used with many people), but, here goes......
Donald Trump and JD Vance are both drowning. You only have one life preserver.
What's for dinner?
RandomNumbers
(19,339 posts)2. Yup heard it before but still laughed
it's a good one.
KS Toronado
(24,198 posts)3. I like jokes where the ending sneaks up on you.
FakeNoose
(43,071 posts)4. Good one! DU rec!
moonbatmax
(303 posts)5. No
Not a ceiling fan.
Not nearly fast enough.
A desk fan, though...
electric_blue68
(27,957 posts)7. Hmmm Maybe On speed #3
electric_blue68
(27,957 posts)6. Ha! Never heard this one! TY