I don't spend time in fox holes, but I'd pray for the 4th to a record-breaking day of heat and humidity during his speech

With the grand finale being him giving us the greatest gift we all want right now.

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Anyone who respects the Office, sits on the side grins and lets the performers perform. Not this a hole.

for his events anymore, so he's just going to step in himself, oblivious to the fact that no one, not even his supporters, want to hear him talk.

This is going to be very sad and he's going to be super pissed and humiliated. Not to mention with his health, a long speech in that kind of heat probably isn't a good idea. Oh well, who are we to stop him, right?

Seriously though, young healthy people pass out in extreme heat all the time. He is pushing his luck.

Scratch that, I've come across 12 year olds with more on the ball.

he lacks the charm and cuteness of actual 2 yr. olds!

but will not admit that to anyone.

Then push him to the side and watch him gasp like a carp.

Well, c'mon. Show us.

How about doing the thing we'd love to see.

Walter Reed will be on high alert

in Tropical Cuba. Maybe he might want to one-up the ghost of Fidel.

Oh my! Please don't! We want you to live to be 100 years old!

Have we just been failing this whole time to use reverse psychology?

completely OUT during one of Big Ugly LIE Fests.

Come on, Divine Intervention! ☮️💙🌻🕯️🕊️

Aloha livetohike!

doing it standing in the direct sunlight, without any beverages within reach.
And standing next to a space-heater. In his full oversized ill-tailored suit.

Ugh, I just can NOT stand this piece of shit. 🤬 🤬 🤬 Wait, the MAGA’s would make him a saint….ok, just let heat stroke hit him and then he’d be done as far as being POTUS.

Okay, but only if it results in his death from heat exhaustion…

I’m all for it.

As for the rest of us, wear hats, use sunscreen, drink plenty of fluids and try to stay out of direct sunlight as much as possible.

Here’s to your health!

… and a major heart attack—and maybe stroke—to help it along before the EMTs can arrive.

And it isn't predicted to be 107 at 9:45 PM anyway.

That's probably why he picked that time........How about at noon PoopyPants????? The air conditioning they have on stage will drive everyone away, when it blows his odorous butt odor around.........

Dehydration, do your job.

(wink)

Something to celebrate 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Come on, heatstroke!

Thomas Jefferson and John Adams died on July 4, 1826, and James Monroe died on July 4, 1831.

Trump is a old fat guy with circulatory issues. Even if they attempt AC blowers, it's going to be stinking hot and humid.

I'm clinging to hope.

“By the way, on July 4th, it’s going to be approximately 107 degrees out, and I’m going to go, and I’m going to make a really long speech just to show that I can do anything."

At this point, not appearing in person would be an admission of mortality.

If he doesn't die on stage, the second best would for him to wuss out.

It will be pre-recorded and shown on the jumbotron. There is no way he will stand out in that heat.

He can have ICE agents deport people who try to leave early.

And since the House isn't in session, GOP representatives should pack the grassy mall, just so the crowd doesn't look too thin. They can cheer his every word! I love inflation! Yay! Buy my crypto-currency! Yay! Elon Musk is a trillionaire and now can give unlimited money to elections Yay!

That’s when I’ll be sure to go out for a nice extended exercise walk, up & down some of our local hills. And then maybe come back to have some nice sweetened ice tea, and a little extra chocolate. And maybe something festive on TV, and NOTHING, in any way, that involves OR celebrates the Donald.

totally up to the Grim Reaper..

Have a few burgers and bucket of fries too.
Let’s see how much heat that ticker can take. .

JD Vance will be a horrible president, but at least there will be Dancing in the Street.

We don't want him to have anything in common with Thomas Jefferson and John Adams.

To date, a total of THREE presidents have died on July 4 ...
... Jefferson, Adams, and Monroe. Crazy huh?
🤞🤞🤞🤞🤞

Probably shouldn't have any water on the stage, can't let that red tie get wet. No fans, either. Too distracting. Have to keep the 5 people in attendance from leaving.

That's one promise I hope he keeps! It'll give him a bit of insight as to the temperature of hell, which we all hope he'll be on the way to soon, especially if his 80 year old ass goes galavanting around in 107 degree heat! Go for it, dude! Your base awaits as do the fires of hell!

Definitely a strong stench wafting in from the north. 💩🤮

However, chump isn't expected to begin speaking until 9:45 p.m. and the temperature at that time is forecast to be 88 degrees or so. Let's hope for miserably humid!

He'll be indoors or have a nice A/C-equipped bulletproof box "for his safety." But he'll still be babbling and farting at a dwindling audience, and apparently his minions/handlers can't even PAY jerks to show up anymore.

It sounds like he feels the need to solidify his godlike status to cult members so he'll manage it though cheating. People around him may notice the occasional cool yet rancid-smelling breeze.

I would pay to see just that.

or maybe another made up attempt on him.

He can be Donald "William H Harrison" Trump

Bring it motherfuckers

Lastlib has a Chump "death pool" and DUers are predicting what date we think Chump will kick the bucket.

The date I predicted is July 13th ... but if it happens on July 4th and if he croaks in front of TV cameras because of the 100+ temperatures ... so be it. It means I won't win the pool, but I'd still consider it a "win" in every other sense.

Got my fingers crossed .....

86’ed on 8/6

Not that I will watch a single word. We need him on full display as much as possible on every occasion he can make up between now and November. Hopefully he will rant about election fraud and the great replacement theory behind his failed birthright citizsnship EO.

heatstroke!

Supposed to be even hotter on Saturday.

So yeah, you do that, Trump. Wear your warmest suit.

This is absolutely one of his best ideas ever ! Should be a huge crowd for this one, standing in the direct sun of a humid 107 degrees day

He makes me harm my karma by rooting for heat stroke

He is really bad for my practice too.
And it is not just him… but the anger he engender. It is an outrage every single day.

Anus mouth, melting orange makeup, comb over flapping in th wind... Gibberish for an hour... Who wouldn't spend money to see that spectacle?
Not even free on the YouTube, Dolt Donny. Dismissed 🫡

...there wasn't already enough hot air.

I don't want him to croak on the Fourth of July, and besmirch our national birthday (particularly this one) with his putrid rotting corpse. His stupid cult would turn him into a martyr on the basis that he took the dirt nap on the same day as Jefferson, Adams, and Monroe. No thanks. NO EFFIN' WAY I want him in ANY comparison to those men. He belongs down with the likes of Buchanan, Pierce, Fillmore, Harding and Hoover.

But if he holds off til the fifth.....I'll be the happiest celebrator in town!

/sarcasm (maybe)

I think Mango Mussolini can double or triple that.

But if he collapses from the heat, I'll watch the video repeatedly.

dies of heat stroke

Please keep spreading more lies and bullshit to please your narcissistic ways. Time is no object. I can wait for the end.

"On July 4, 1850, Taylor attended Independence Day festivities and a groundbreaking ceremony at the Washington Monument on an extremely hot, humid day.

After returning to the White House overheated and exhausted, he consumed a large quantity of iced milk* and fresh cherries, followed by several glasses of ice water.

Shortly after, Taylor was struck with violent stomach cramps, diarrhea, nausea, and dehydration"

He died on July 9th.

*(no doubt raw, unpastuerized milk. Perhaps RFK, Jr could supply that).

I’ll be surprised if he even shows up..rain or shine.

Grocery prices would come down on day 1
We have a deal with Iran
Gas prices will go down
Housing costs will go down
He will create jobs
Doge checks
Tariff checks
etc

Personally I would love to see him try to give a speech in the heat, it could answer the question 'how much of him is plastic'

Kids will fall asleep and they aren't allowed to bring in coolers this year. People will just not bother. It's notice you can see the fireworks up in yhe sky from somewhere else. Like someace with music and drinks. And if the fireworks aren't starting till 11 or 12, that's way too late. Even in my younger years after watching the fireworks thst started as soon as it got dark I was blazed by the time we were walking back to the car to go home. The heat and humidity takes a lot out of you.

AND EHO GIVES A SHIT RATHER OR NOT HE CAN MAKE A LONG SPEECH IN HOT WEATHER? NOBODY CARES.

While raging about Obama.

again and again.

He will get wired up on Adderall, and try to emulate Hitler's meth fueled speeches. He will rant and go completely insane and talk about himself... All on TV. I can't wait - I predict a massive crash and burn.
And what do frogs say?

As they stand in the sun. Someone somewhere in this admin is forgetting to add hydration stations to the event as we speak.

Trump is ancient and in bad health. If Trump goes out there in the clothes he normally wears at the temperature it'll probably be on Saturday, his microscopic heart may finally stop.

after the heat of the day has passed. It won't be "107" like he claims.The sun won't be beating down on him. If it is really too hot, I am sure they will have some sort of fans, or cooling mists on him to protect him. Sad.

dehydration, do your stuff.

all around him.

It was hot, humid and nasty. We were right at the beginning of heat stroke when I got us out of there. We are staying in as much as possible until this weather stabilizes a bit.

It will not be 107. It will "feel like" 107 but it will probably be 93 or something.

You'd die trying to speak in a suit and tie at actual 107. I wish it were actually going to be 107.

was ever going to let him go to the Capitol with his J6 insurrectionist buddies. There have been three alleged assassination attempts on him. He'll speak from the air-conditioned WH. And nobody will be listening.

I would also recommend having a breath holding contest with Hegseth.

and displayed on the TrumpOTron displays. The Secret Service won't let him be there in person, as much as he wants to.

Besides, this will allow for mid-rant commercials, plugging his TrumpCrap, while he takes a refreshing nap.

A nice long one of your yab fests of lies, self promotion, and fanciful claims. Give America and
the World what it wants and that is your end.

I object!

Our great leader should be out there at 3 pm sharp to give his address!

He’s endangering himself and any who comes. They should cancel it.

For the least of it, his sweat will make his orange glo run.

"Please, proceed."

This address will be one of the SHORTEST on record.

Even if it wasn't 9 zillion degrees, this nails it for me:

The president previously billed the event on the National Mall as “the most spectacular TRUMP RALLY of them all.”

You know...
"Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!"
Apropos of nothing....