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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex 19 hrs ago OP
July 4th, he's speaking outside for 2 hours no_hypocrisy 19 hrs ago #1
Hopes and prayers! LymphocyteLover 18 hrs ago #5
That would be perfect karma, on so many levels Grim Chieftain 17 hrs ago #16
Yawn! Go back to sleep. Donman 11 hrs ago #32
Done in by explosive diarrhea while orating for hours on July 4? WestMichRad 19 hrs ago #2
Heat stroke? QueerDuck 19 hrs ago #3
;-{) THIS Goonch 19 hrs ago #4
No but malaise 18 hrs ago #6
Rigged new AF1 Wicked Blue 14 hrs ago #23
Fell out of the sky while enjoying his future library? malaise 18 hrs ago #7
I'm pulling for the hand rot LymphocyteLover 18 hrs ago #8
Tried to climb the Empire State Building SocialDemocrat61 18 hrs ago #9
Wig flew off during wind storm, got to running after it, Siren Head got him. GreenWave 18 hrs ago #10
He ain't ded yet but they should be picking out a KKKoffin. twodogsbarking 18 hrs ago #11
Not yet, but here's hoping this is our lucky day! SheltieLover 18 hrs ago #12
We're all hoping for that glorious day.. surfered 16 hrs ago #17
The whole world is!!! SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #29
Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad 17 hrs ago #13
🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂🍾🥂 surfered 16 hrs ago #18
With much anticipation! SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #31
Hold the vision! SheltieLover 13 hrs ago #30
Thought Oman had gifted him Royal (Golden) Candles for Mar-a-Lago... hlthe2b 17 hrs ago #14
Bwaaaah malaise 17 hrs ago #15
That's cool 😎 MustLoveBeagles 14 hrs ago #24
Congrats on your 25th DU Anniversary malaise 6 hrs ago #36
Aww, thank you malaise hlthe2b 6 hrs ago #37
More like ancient malaise 5 hrs ago #38
Tell me about it... hlthe2b 5 hrs ago #39
Tried to sneak into the Swift/Kelce wedding at MSG. Security turned him over to a mob of angry fans gathered outside. jls4561 15 hrs ago #19
Hehehe malaise 7 hrs ago #35
Clipped in two by his giant novelty ribbon-cutting scissors Blue Owl 15 hrs ago #20
Fatally stabbed GopherGal 11 hrs ago #33
Happy Thought of the Day LetMyPeopleVote 15 hrs ago #21
🙏 underpants 14 hrs ago #22
Lol MustLoveBeagles 14 hrs ago #25
Blew off his hand playing with fireworks and bled to death? RandomNumbers 14 hrs ago #26
I'm hoping Delarage 13 hrs ago #28
Even Charlie wants to know KS Toronado 13 hrs ago #27
Ah, I hadn't read the post about the fake library books on the Qatari plane yet. electric_blue68 10 hrs ago #34

no_hypocrisy

(55,798 posts)
1. July 4th, he's speaking outside for 2 hours
Thu Jul 2, 2026, 06:42 AM
19 hrs ago

during a heat wave over a swamp.

I’m taking bets.

WestMichRad

(3,538 posts)
2. Done in by explosive diarrhea while orating for hours on July 4?
Thu Jul 2, 2026, 06:58 AM
19 hrs ago

Now that would be a spectacle worthy of a magnificent fireworks show!

malaise

(299,841 posts)
6. No but
Thu Jul 2, 2026, 07:31 AM
18 hrs ago

Last edited Thu Jul 2, 2026, 09:37 AM - Edit history (1)

I’m hoping for a “Qatarstrophe” on that big plane or on the way up or down those stairs.😀

Wicked Blue

(9,105 posts)
23. Rigged new AF1
Thu Jul 2, 2026, 11:49 AM
14 hrs ago

Possibly programmed to dump him in an unspeakable and unreachable location. Top of Mt. Everest might be ideal.

malaise

(299,841 posts)
7. Fell out of the sky while enjoying his future library?
Thu Jul 2, 2026, 07:33 AM
18 hrs ago

Great minds think alike 😂😂

LymphocyteLover

(10,454 posts)
8. I'm pulling for the hand rot
Thu Jul 2, 2026, 07:33 AM
18 hrs ago

oh my goodness -- it looks like the rot on Trump's hand is now rotting 😳

(Andrew Harnik/Getty)

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) 2026-07-01T16:32:07.577Z

niyad

(135,512 posts)
13. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.
Thu Jul 2, 2026, 08:33 AM
17 hrs ago

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

hlthe2b

(115,287 posts)
14. Thought Oman had gifted him Royal (Golden) Candles for Mar-a-Lago...
Thu Jul 2, 2026, 08:38 AM
17 hrs ago

Freaked out when he realized it was two dozen Royal CAMELS for Mar-a-Lago seaside (and they have some major demands as to WHERE and HOW they sleep--Melania may well be losing her private space)

hlthe2b

(115,287 posts)
37. Aww, thank you malaise
Thu Jul 2, 2026, 08:11 PM
6 hrs ago

and for all those years here together! We aren't old, though are we? LOL

jls4561

(3,338 posts)
19. Tried to sneak into the Swift/Kelce wedding at MSG. Security turned him over to a mob of angry fans gathered outside.
Thu Jul 2, 2026, 10:37 AM
15 hrs ago

Angry fans used him to find out whether the rumors of alligators in the sewers were true.

“Damn!” said the Florida alligators, “We called dibs.”

GopherGal

(2,979 posts)
33. Fatally stabbed
Thu Jul 2, 2026, 02:59 PM
11 hrs ago

by ribbon-cutting scissors he slipped in his jacket pocket and stole from the Theodore Roosevelt Presidential Library.

Toxicology report on the gold plating on said scissors is still pending.

electric_blue68

(28,006 posts)
34. Ah, I hadn't read the post about the fake library books on the Qatari plane yet.
Thu Jul 2, 2026, 03:51 PM
10 hrs ago

Would work for me! 👍😄

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