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(4,696 posts)
Thu Jul 2, 2026, 09:03 PM 20 hrs ago

The secret service escorted Melanie Trump into the coroners office...

She was her us her usual stoic self and wearing her "I don't care, do you?" jacket.

The coroner approached her and stated "we believe this to be your husband, but we just need you to verify the identity of the deceased ".

The coroner then removed the sheet from the face and instantly Melania broke into hysterical cries and tears. The secret service tried to comfort her and her personal agent said " I didn't think you loved him that much".

She replied "but, but...that isn't Donald"!

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The secret service escorted Melanie Trump into the coroners office... (Original Post) Enter stage left 20 hrs ago OP
But is it MoscowMitch? malaise 19 hrs ago #1
I'd be happy with either. We have a bottle of champagne in the fridge and will drink it if bitch dies first! Enter stage left 19 hrs ago #2
I read that the reason that it is so hot in the US irisblue 19 hrs ago #3
I"d heard it was Charlie Kirk opening the gates of Hell Jerry2144 18 hrs ago #4
The Slabfather Blue Owl 16 hrs ago #5
ROFL malaise 10 hrs ago #6

Enter stage left

(4,696 posts)
2. I'd be happy with either. We have a bottle of champagne in the fridge and will drink it if bitch dies first!
Thu Jul 2, 2026, 09:50 PM
19 hrs ago

I'm thinking of buying stock in any winery selling champagne for when TSF dies.

irisblue

(38,237 posts)
3. I read that the reason that it is so hot in the US
Thu Jul 2, 2026, 10:00 PM
19 hrs ago

Is that the gates of hell are opening for incoming politicians.


Jerry2144

(3,396 posts)
4. I"d heard it was Charlie Kirk opening the gates of Hell
Thu Jul 2, 2026, 10:16 PM
18 hrs ago

to admit Yertl McConnell to an adjoining brimstone pit.

Blue Owl

(60,169 posts)
5. The Slabfather
Fri Jul 3, 2026, 12:14 AM
16 hrs ago

Someday a lucky mortician will get the pleasure of sewing his anus-mouth shut — FOREVER! Won’t that be a glorious thing…..

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