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surfered

(15,431 posts) Sun Jul 12, 2026, 01:20 PM Yesterday

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Hospital nurses are pretty sure Senator Mitch McConnell is brain dead.

They have yelled in his ear:

“There’s a black President trying to fill a Supreme Court vacancy.”

And he didn’t respond.

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Hospital nurses are pretty sure Senator Mitch McConnell is brain dead. (Original Post) surfered Yesterday OP

He might have twitched in his body bag in the freezer. erronis Yesterday #1

😁 surfered Yesterday #2

That turtle shell conceals many sins and indiscretions, BattleRow Yesterday #4

I see what you did there! lastlib Yesterday #6

TY BattleRow Yesterday #8

I have no doubt they have him on ice down in the morgue. flashman13 Yesterday #11

That's definitely a keeper! chouchou Yesterday #3

Clear sign! lastlib Yesterday #5

A trifecta would be so wonderful! niyad Yesterday #7

yep lastlib Yesterday #9

One never knows!!! niyad Yesterday #12

Hey! MyOwnPeace Yesterday #14

The unholy Trinity.. BattleRow Yesterday #10

Just say'in, but Gordcanuck Yesterday #13

but then so is Cheeto Pedo and that doesn't stop him. Wonder Why 7 hrs ago #15

Really -- when is it Abuse of a Corpse? Captain Zero 4 hrs ago #16

erronis

(25,245 posts)

1. He might have twitched in his body bag in the freezer.

Reply to surfered (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 02:55 PM

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Hard to tell his normal vitality from rigor mortis.

surfered

(15,431 posts)

2. 😁

Reply to erronis (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:08 PM

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BattleRow

(2,813 posts)

4. That turtle shell conceals many sins and indiscretions,

Reply to erronis (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:32 PM

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He's only a shell of his former self,no doubt.
But Omerta till the bitter end..

lastlib

(28,963 posts)

6. I see what you did there!

Reply to BattleRow (Reply #4)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:38 PM

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"Only a SHELL of his former self....."

BattleRow

(2,813 posts)

8. TY

Reply to lastlib (Reply #6)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:39 PM

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flashman13

(2,687 posts)

11. I have no doubt they have him on ice down in the morgue.

Reply to erronis (Reply #1)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:54 PM

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chouchou

(3,490 posts)

3. That's definitely a keeper!

Reply to surfered (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:28 PM

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I love it..

lastlib

(28,963 posts)

5. Clear sign!

Reply to surfered (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:36 PM

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I hope they save the American people some torture and hold a double funeral for Moscow Mitch and Leningrad Lindsey..

niyad

(135,904 posts)

7. A trifecta would be so wonderful!

Reply to lastlib (Reply #5)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:38 PM

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lastlib

(28,963 posts)

9. yep

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:40 PM

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(I don't think we'll get it though.....)

niyad

(135,904 posts)

12. One never knows!!!

Reply to lastlib (Reply #9)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:56 PM

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MyOwnPeace

(17,710 posts)

14. Hey!

Reply to lastlib (Reply #9)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 04:21 PM

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There's always the Repug's answer to gun violence: THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS!

BattleRow

(2,813 posts)

10. The unholy Trinity..

Reply to niyad (Reply #7)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:40 PM

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Gordcanuck

(204 posts)

13. Just say'in, but

Reply to surfered (Original post)

Sun Jul 12, 2026, 03:56 PM

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it may now be a little easier to spill the beans on Mr. McConnell. I wouldn’t even give it two Scaramuchis.

Wonder Why

(7,576 posts)

15. but then so is Cheeto Pedo and that doesn't stop him.

Reply to surfered (Original post)

Mon Jul 13, 2026, 09:54 AM

7 hrs ago

Captain Zero

(9,005 posts)

16. Really -- when is it Abuse of a Corpse?

Reply to surfered (Original post)

Mon Jul 13, 2026, 01:18 PM

4 hrs ago

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