...I'm willing to oblige!

Well played.

so why not?

for the ones we print covers for, headlining the new infection named for him.

See what I did there?

I did!

Maybe the universe is saying we need a good solid flushing?

...like The Felon commands.......

And there’s no better metaphor for his entire administration than explosive diarrhea.

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affects everyday people's quality of life.

program which monitors this parasite.

The bucks stops with him.

Trumporrhea would be an STD

Such an apt metaphor. Go away, you turd, and have a shit fit over it. I don't give a crap.

A Trump derangement of the bowels.

Nationwide outbreak of diarrhea caused by parasite is now known as “TRUMPORRHEA.” Spread the word.

The United States is currently in the grip of an outbreak of the Cyclospora parasite, which causes severe diarrhea and has sickened more than 3,000 people across the U.S. Last August, Aria Bendix of NBC News reported that on July 1, 2025, the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), overseen by Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., would no longer track infections caused by cyclospora and five other common causes of foodborne illnesses.

The CDC, the Food and Drug Administration (FDA), the U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA), and ten state health departments covering about 54 million people have run a program called the Foodborne Diseases Active Surveillance Network, or FoodNet, since 1995. Until last July 1 it monitored eight pathogens. Now it monitors only salmonella and toxin-producing E. coli.
White House spokesperson Kush Desai said then: “The health and safety of the American people is the Administration’s utmost priority. USDA, HHS, FDA, and the CDC will continue to cooperate and maintain the highest vigilance to safeguard our food supply against pathogens.”

But director of the Institute for Food Safety and Nutrition Security at George Washington University Barbara Kowalcyk called the decision to reduce FoodNet surveillance “very disappointing,” saying, “A lot of the work that I and many, many, many, many other people have put into improving food safety over the past 20 or 30 years is just going away.”

Caring for has this sort of diarrhea, they need medical attention fast! Elderly can dehydrate quickly. Especially weak after diarrhea of this sort.

I know it's fun to make jokes, that's fine, but it can turn tragic for elders or memory care folks. Check on your Elderly neighbors. Heatwave and now this nasty parasite.

it's really wet and runny... Trumporrhea. Trumporrhea.

And trumporrhea? 🤣😷
We need a rubber glove emoji! 🤣

He doesn't eat Vegetables.

I mean, he does want his name on everything!

Run for cover.

...never Trumporrhea.

It is a fitting description. Since he dislikes all those regulations on our food and stuff...

So why not this, too?

yes INDEED

He causes people to shit their brains out.

But it is apropos.

He does keep putting his name on all kinds of shit

Always good to confirm that Trump is an ideal subject for toilet humor. I’m sure these jokes really make him explode, which you would expect for someone with his juvenile intellect.

Your first post! And yeah, it IS always good to acknowledge how thoroughly Trump and toilet humor go together. It's a match made WAAAAAAAAY down underground where the sewer pipes are.

I don't know if this is the reason for it or not. I can't afford co-pays so I have to research and trouble shoot myself with my tablet. Super dehydrated, weak, pain from puking /dry heaves, nauseous, at any given moment, any time of day no matter what I eat/drink. It sucks whatever it is.

That doesn’t sound good. I’d be glad to help you out with the co- pays. Seriously … you need to have that looked at.

beware Mccormick brand.

alternate:

water, sip of gatorade or homemade; salt and a pinch of baking soda

water, tea

water, coffee


more cumin possibly


water, gatorade sips

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They said NO caffeine (I read that AFTER puking as soon as I did one sip of lemonade with caffeine). Also, like you they said "sip water". I couldn't even keep water down sometimes. But clear broth, crackers, strawberry ice pop, and non fat plain greek yogurt. Basically nothing makes sense (what I eat, when I eat, etc). Trial and error.

i suspect bad milk in some of the cases

if you have an Asian food store source, a certain sticky brown “pill” is famous for intestinal issues.

Asian supermarket I've been going to since 1993 but I'm not sure what sticky brown pill you are referencing. Just smelling cumin since I got sick makes me puke just from smelling it. I could never keep that down since the smell factor influences me a lot. Usually I can eat anything and everything (and I do). I eat 17 day old chicken or duck fetuses (balute in Vietnam) with no problem what so ever. I eat snails from my own back yard if I can get any. I purge them in cornmeal for a week like they do in France. That's why this illness is perplexing me.

I read that the new illness is spread through lettuce and cilantro and you can't even wash it off of foods with water. You have to actually cook the food you eat since the heat is the only thing that kills the bacteria. I do not want cooked cilantro in anything I eat and cilantro is the only thing on the current list of foods that I have bought and prepared in the last 3 weeks.

Let's not allow ourselves to neglect our spelling.

he usually looks like a constipated toddler.

Link to tweet

“Der Scheissnozzel” technically is what the traitor-mass murderer-rapist-fraudster-insane-imbecile is all about.



Trumporrhea.

Chump should save his anger for things that really matter.

This is so piddlin' that it doesn't even deserve a mention in the news media.

I approve.

Is it possible that his "apocalyptic anger" could finally do the job we've all been waiting for?

Probably about two decades since I've seen a South Park with our favorite living shit.

I still watch the new ones when available.

I watch reruns all the time, so Mr. Hankey is never far.

Donald Trump => Massive Dump

as in "I'm going to take a Donald"

Donorrhea?

Do they mean he had a shit fit?

And if the shit fits ...

Trumporrhea is distinguishable by explosive, greenish-brown, smelly, slimy shit spewing from your face-anus.

It's common among MAGAt voters and Retrumplican politicians, although most suffer from both RFKJRRHEA and TRUMPORRHEA, causing them to spew shit from both orifices.

Less common, but equally dangerous to society is JDORRHEA, which causes shit and Santorum to spew explosively from ALL orifices.