What is she doing as head of the agency that is supposed to protect us?

I find it equally odd that her family eats with her. Of course, if she has kids, they don't have a choice. Poor kids..

Another happy custom she must never have heard about.

Who the hell eats a burger for Easter? Not that there is anything wrong with doing so, mind you, but with her trying to present this all-important image...

Will weigh in on this as soon as he finishes applying his concealer.

don't these people have any real friends who can clue them in?!

That's what hate does to a person.

Stop working on themselves, do they?

Only one word for this photo: grotesque.

Why are all these women disfiguring themselves to look like this?

It's so ugly.

Trump's fantasy of what women should look like.

Trump Tramps.

Trump must hate women if this is his ideal.

I notice that Melania has resisted it. She definitely gets work but not these weird face implants and lips.

they look like Trump Barbie dolls. I call it the Trump Tramp look.

These women go through a lot of expense, pain, disfigurement to meet the Trump
standard. They literally look misshapen and distorted. If you look at some
of the before pictures, these were attractive women.

The plastic facial and body surgery, botox, dental surgery, hair extensions,
make up, etc is all time consuming and in some cases quite painful.

Melania has had quite a bit of work done. Her boob job is grotesque.
But yes she is not near as mutilated as some of the others.
Ivanka didn't go too much overboard either.
But she does not look the same as prior to surgery.

could think was "stepford wives".

That's what hate does to you.

Either because it was spent, or....
Untraceable cash money is the first thing people declare to pad a theft report to an insurance company.

I’m trying to imagine what it would be like if I told the police my bag had $3000 in cash and was stolen. I think that I would be the one arrested and I am a white woman. Can you imagine a black person going to the police and saying somebody stole my bag with $3000 cash in it and they said who was to buy their grandchildren goodies. Who would believe that?

Or one dealing in stolen goods.
Cash is king in crime circles. That's why they don't print $500 bills anymore.

with her makeup bag in it.

As a writer, one could not present that scene in a story, and have it accepted.

and will be deported, as an example of "how bad things are in the U.S."

we will never learn the truth.

I have some nice bags (not as nice as hers) and the bags themselves are a target. I am very careful of where I take them and keep an eye on them at all times - when I do use them. Purses in general are a target. I was attacked at a bus stop once and the guy tried to grab my purse and run. I also had a fair amount of cash because I was getting ready to go out of town. If it hadn't been a Coach bag with a fairly strong lower handle, he probably would have gotten away with it, and the fact that it was a Coach bag probably made it more desirable to him. I was able to fend him off because I screamed really loudly, and fought back, and then, thank God, the bus arrived. I still get the heebie jeebies at that bus stop. And I don't use my nice purses for grocery store trips anymore.

Welcome to the world women live in.

supposedly sitting at a table behind her, with his back to her, reaching around with his foot to scoot the bag from under her feet, and nobody noticed. Tucked the bag under his jacket, and just walked out. What in the f'n hell was her ss detail doing? How in the f'n HELL did she not notice the actions of the contortionist, because that is what he had to be to do what was described. Release the video. .except by now they could have created one to match their story.

And, as a woman who knows all too well the world we live in, and carries a LARGE shoulder bag everywhere I go, I know where my purse is every minute when I am out, because I do understand very well. I don't care whether it was Gucci, Hermes, Coach, or something from Goodwill, that story is pure bs.

The D.C. pipe bomber is still walking free. Just saying.

I believe the Secret Service accompanies cabinet appointees at all times.

Firearms because they enjoy it. i’m just surprised she didn’t have one on her just as a matter of general principle. Being who she is

drag the bag over to himself. Quite a contortionist.
I wonder if the footage will be released to the public. If it isn't, that'll be suspicious.

First it was a hermes, then louis voiton, now gucci.

Which is it?

Let her replace the Marlboro Man for a new age too, I do not care or mind.

"DHS Secretary Kristi Noem, a law enforcement sour ..."

Sourpuss?

Can't help it, that's how my mind works.

A Gucci handbag that cost > 4K, a Louis Vuitton wallet, 3K in cash, blank checks, DHS access
stuff, keys, passport, and her I.D. probably with her address on it too.

Is she knowingly so guilty or such a shit that taking flight @ a moment’s notice is always
on her mind?

especially since she was at a...less bougie place than one would expect her to be
a thumb drive maybe....


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things are not looking good for whoever they arrested.

This is such a strange story. She was quick to blame illegal immigrants and promise to keep Americans safe from them.

Is that her everyday purse or her "bug out" bag? Both?

Sounds like she wants to always be prepared to exit the country if things quickly go south for the Trump regime.

This doesn't sound like a highly sophisticated group project.
Then again, apparently the Secretary isn't smart enough to keep her foot on her fancy purse like the rest of us do.

The thieves can’t be too bright. They probably also have videos of them entering the restaurant, walking down the street etc.

All the designer stuff is such a turnoff too. I like the videos coming out of China on what a rip off the designer bags are.

"The thief, dressed in dark clothing, sat down at an empty table next to the puppy murderer with his back facing her and used his left foot to slide the bag away, the source said. "

Please explain to me how he could be sitting with his back to her and use his left foot to slide the bag away? That doesn't seem physically possible??? wth

I would like to see the video of this. The tables don't look close together either... I looked the restaurant up online. They have a lot of bad reviews also, terrible service apparently and more. It looks pretty small so I don't see how they could have corporate events there as some reviews said they were closed for that when they tried to eat there but had not been told they would be closed for an event. People had trouble waiting for a long time when picking up food as well.

willing to be 99.9% of these cases end with "we'll let you know if we find anything" and the cops never spend another minute on it.

It will be the new Hunter Biden’s laptop.

said my brain