He will be riding in a vehicle. No doubt in my mind.

Make them germ-free

Those bone spurs may act up at any time...

Dukakis moment

He's already gotten behind the wheel of a garbage truck...
and dropped a fry basket at Micky D's.

In takeout sub sandwiches …
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to force all the sewer rats out of hiding.

if something did, wouldn't it?

And what kind of crime "patrol" fights crime when the whole area is surrounded by Secret Service agents as well as soldiers and cops? There won't be a criminal within a couple of miles; any crime that takes place in DC will happen somewhere else while all the cops and military personnel are busy enabling Trump's cosplaying a big brave soldier man.

If they can find one in your size with enough fake gold medals and ribbons

... so no, the only thing he can drive legally is a golf cart.

when the moon is full and the werewolves will be out and about?

It's going to be a new moon (dark moon actually) on Saturday Aug 23.

Something Carlsbad- or Mammoth Cave sized might do as well. But for our sins we won’t be that lucky.

He'll slink away in the dark never to be seen or heard from again. Make the world safe again!

We get to see der fuehrer in person on the streets. Will he be wearing his iron cross I wonder?

This menace to the world will eventually die and he and Dobson can sit around and discuss what a wonderful world they helped assemble together with all of our late modern heroes a la : Stalin, Hitler, Mussolini, Mao, Pol Pot just to name a few of the obvious. All of them Megalomaniacs*

"What doth it profit a man if he gain the world and lose his soul?"



*Megalomania: A psychological condition characterized by an exaggerated sense of self-importance, power, and wealth, often accompanied by delusions of grandeur.

I dont think they make bullet proof vests big enough for him to fit in.

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to make sure ge does it?

He wants to die before that will ever have the time to get him locked up for the rest of his conscious life.

Cankle spurs, that is.

WASHINGTON (Spurious News Network) -- This station has just received a communique from a group calling itself the United Gangs of DC. It is published here in its entirety.

"The United Gangs of DC is a group that speaks for every social clique in our nation's capital. Whether you are a club for whites, blacks, Latins, Asians, motorcyclists or anything else, you have a home in the United Gangs of DC.

"It has recently come to our attention that Donald Trump plans to go out on patrol with the National Guard units illegally occupying our fine city. You can expect him and his thugs to bust heads, destroy homeless people's possessions, and do many other things no social clique would ever get away with.

"The United Gangs of DC requests that all members of social cliques and anyone not affiliated with a clique who may be in our nation's capital to STAY THE FUCK OFF THE STREETS DURING THIS PATROL. If you're housed, stay the fuck home. If you're homeless, find somewhere off the streets to be while Trump's out there. If you're visiting our city, stay in your hotel. You remember that movie The Purge where everyone who didn't wanna get whacked barred themselves up in their houses until the fuckin' Purge was over? Do that.

"Not seeing any heads he can bust to prove what a fuckin' hero he is will ruin his life more than anything else we can do to him. So do that. Stay off the streets and don't give him any satisfaction."

on the golf course....

patrolling the streets of DC just like when he went to the Capitol with the Jan 6 "tourists".

They'll drive him to where a bunch guardsmen are, disgorge him from his limo, and snap a bunch of pictures of him scowling like a tough guy.

Knowing the DC area quite well, I doubt Cheeto would ever be in the roughest DC hoods — it’s going to be a safe place. He was again talking a bunch of cow manure. Acting tough, nothing but fluff! That’s TACO!

I checked YouTube and they all have the same thing. Maybe some people will start posting what the saw today in DC

The "reality" show goes on and on.

in true Trumpian style.

Trump thanks officers and National Guard troops in D.C. stop
https://www.washingtonpost.com/dc-md-va/2025/08/21/trump-dc-federal-takeover/

That's SNL skit material.

Remember when the president said he’d join “with the police and with the military” in the streets of D.C.? He apparently changed his mind soon after.

Remember yesterday when Trump said he’d join “with the police and with the military” in the streets of DC last night?

That didn’t happen.

He instead spoke for 10 minutes about grass, ballrooms, AI, and how much he hates wind power. www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddo...

— Steve Benen (@stevebenen.com) 2025-08-22T14:06:11.143Z