They were terrified it would be there.

Maybe the only reason to visit Florida.

The first underwater library.

He doesn't read. He may not be able to.

Perfect spot! ... his heart's devotion, let it sink into the ocean.

Anyone want to start a pool? Betting or otherwise?

that is some awesome Lemonade!

lifetime!

Or the one north of it. It's a good location but it will be a neo-classical piece of shit.

Probably that bow-tied clown Architect James McCrery will get the job.

The faster the better.

Miami lost

Why not just turn it into a theme park and charge entrance fees?

Also, "Trump administration tells immigrants from Cuba, Haiti, Nicaragua and Venezuela they have to leave"

https://apnews.com/article/immigration-humanitarian-parole-china-haiti-nicaragua-venezuela-562e081b310228605add5f5ed2506da2

So yeah, Trump would really want to rub that in by being next to a location associated with earlier presidents who let them in.

It deserves it's own post.

NYC wouldn't put up with it..

Wondering if the test of History will be tolerant of the Dictator's "library" in Miami?

Plus round-the-clock extra security for potential problems!

New Yorkers would be “streaming by” at all times of the night or day.



I’ve seen a nifty device that allows a woman to pee like a guy. That would def come in handy.

to turn a library into a blatant money making scheme.

There will be gift shops, restaurants, hotel, probably even condos and a casino. All opportunities for Trump to cash in on the MAGAts who will visit this tacky museum.

central.. lucky Miami .. not

living an hour south of Miami in the Keys, I avoid it like the plague. It’s a total nightmare to navigate and traffic is always at a crawl or jumble. If I fly it’s always out of either Key West or Fort Lauderdale. If we head up to the mainland for a long weekend, we turn left and enjoy the west coast. Everyone I know who has Dr appointments or business in Miami just groans and sighs. It’s just a chore.

It’s all yours, El Presidente. Be sure to head down to the beach. You’ll be in good company. A lot of griftwood tends to show up there.

as a stopover headed home to Philly from Nassau. We got off the plane, walked outside via the front entrance, declared that "We have now been in Miami", and then went back inside, and got back on the plane (true story)!

What he possibly put there?

Will just be twitter posts , and his Troot social lies … maybe a copy of Art of the Steal


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Or maybe there will just be a million copies of "Mein Kampf".

Will the books be available in English or just Russian? Is admission $100k?

And a massage parlor. And a casino.

You just know they're going to lean into it...

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... will be the dark-skinned visitors who don't speak any English.

Hasn't affected him one iota.

on a barge?

The global warming he doesn't believe in is going destroy the gold plated shit he'll have everywhere.

The man doesn't read, and is probably illiterate for all intents and purposes. Hundreds of copies of Mein Kampf in gold bound leather? Copies of the magazine Stormy rolled up to smack him with? Oh... I know! All those hundreds of Top Secret and Above TS documents he gave Russia, NK, and others. And who can forget the love letters between him and Kim! No matter what, it sure ain't gonna be no Library of Alexandria! Gods, I hate this man.

Were they actual Bibles, or did he have them rewritten, ideologically maga? I was never exactly sure of that...

Most of the New Testament is redacted for national security reasons.

with walls full of plaques commissioned to describe in florid detail all the fictional accomplishments he constantly brags about and many, many fake magazine covers proclaiming made-up successes.

Also, a tremendously yuuge gift shop with massively overpriced tchotchkes.

What a waste of money.

On the first floor..

How the hell is an Illiterate motherF@%K*$ going to have a library?!?!?!?!?!?!

✊FDT!

Last time was in Disneyworld and Universal studios.

To handle all the crap that will spew from that place?

Don't know yet, but it won't have anything resembling previous Presidents and their thoughts. I think it will be a convenient place to dump off his schlocky shit that he has in storage anyway and charge the rubes to gawk at it..

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Making sure to eat a large meal and drink a gallon of water first so I can show my respects.....in the bathroom.

just saying?

I don’t even have to drive by it - EVER!

It’ll probably cost a mint to build, which will soak up billions of $ from his supporters. Elevation is probably at best 6 feet above sea level. Hopefully his whole family will be buried there. When the Greenland and West Antarctic ice caps melt in the next 100 years the whole place will be under 10 feet or more of water. Future visitors will have to SCUBA to get there.

just the reality of climate change, which he denies.