Link to tweet

Can soldiers get chest hair transplants, too?

Exit his closet. Be true to himself.

Because there is no way on God's green Earth that he is not gay.

They just get sicker and sicker. Anyone who thinks this is an ok idea is just not right in the head.

out of the American fast food vaping video gamer remote control lot.

I’m not picking on the kids, we’ve been like that for decades.

But vaccinations to protect against illnesses so they can perform without shitting up a lung is a violation of their rights? ok.

These fucks don't know if they're coming or going

Still need investigations into the mass illnesses with recruits and beyond because of this fuck

And a lot of civilians in Germany, too. Pervetin, a commercially produced form of methamphetamine, was available over the counter in Germany until 1938. After that, one needed a prescription from a doctor. And you could usually get one just by asking.

The Wehrmacht gave Pervitin out in bucketloads to tank drivers, soldiers pulling days-long guard shifts, anyone who needed to stay awake, alert, and it was hoped, preternaturally aggressive.

For decades, historians and German veteran memoirists insisted that the troops’ astounding accomplishments in endurance and persistence were due to discipline, élan, and devotion to duty.

Nope. They were high as kites and stoned out of their minds.

....and measuring dick length

These fucks are so freudian and freaky

He's REALLY excited to unleash the hordes upon the proles.

The "crazy" scene in "Alice's Restaurant" at the Draft Induction Office, where the protagonist yells, "KILL! KILL! KILL!"---

is a positive depiction of a "warrior." Just like the military does in the movie.

I wanna kill, Kill, KILL...
Arlo Guthrie...

maximum strength and fitness would be needed.

....and how much strength does it take to pull a trigger?

high testosterone levels in the belief that it will make them more aggressive, not for fitness on the battlefield.

He wants aggressive button pushers.

The US military can defeat Cuba. It is weaker than Iran. I think that Trump believes that a US win in Cuba would boost his tough guy image to compensate for his disaster in Iran.

He can then claim to be the anti communist hero. He hopes it would boost his standing and help defeat Drms in the midterms, especially if he equates Dems with communism, as he keeps trying to do.

(if they would dare accepting it) = "promised no new endless wars" "his adventures cost a trillion while cutting Medicare, Medicaid, diseases-preventing programs, food for the poor" et al.

Also "wants the Nobel Peace Prize while bombing foreign countries to distract from a million mentions in the Epstein files" et al.

They BETTER use this gift and more.

I started laughing the minute I saw the headline. Thought it was The Onion!

Is he going to toss out anyone that doesn't meet his standard?

have cooks and such all been sent to combat units?

There are cooks at Ranger regiment who are scrolled and tabbed.

The guy is truly sick. How long would it have been until Fox booted him?

Sorry, until you get your testosterone levels up with the men it's a dishonorable discharge.

We used to say ,”this guy is high on his own supply”

I'd love for the women to gang up on him and beat the living shit out of him (but, no, I don't want THEM to suffer more--so just a temporary mental vision)...

Trump emptied the asylums to find this guy.

Has anyone ever seen the movie "The Beastmaster" with Marc Singer? I had a huge crush on him when I was growing up, so I sat through anything he made.

In this movie, the bad guy takes his soldiers and turns them into crazed maniacs who will do whatever he commands. THIS is what this shit reminds me of.

I'd bet he would flunk.

inadvertently popped into my mind, I didn't want it, but now I see it. Thanks.

I mean why else is he so obsessed with his masc? and allegedly sexually violent against women. It all makes sense now, he's got the tiny tiny tiny tiny nothing burger in his own real estate.

His testicles are probably the size of Crazins.

What next...no sex before battle?

He does not need a lot of testosterone…. It doesn’t matter if he has a beard, it doesn’t matter if he’s slightly overweight …. He can kill a lot of people with a drone….. and he was a teenage geek who played computer games all day long….

Today’s warfare is not just some macho bodybuilder with M-16’s.

coming soon (because "insurrectionists, terrorists, especially the left-wing" ) the National Guard
and the military jacked up, high on masculine power and their threats of violence

I'm sure Hegseth watches his favorite clips of Nazis beating/killing/raping on repeat

is Pedo Don going to be subjected to this testing and the subsequent treatment for any deficiencies?

And not one will have BONE SPURS, Pete.

Has he mentioned anything about inspecting and documenting penis dimensions?

At keeping the military ready for action. Or do they only fight in the summer?

I'd bet the house on it.

Every accusation is a projection and a confession.

"testosterone, and why not steroid injections for everybody. Especially for ICE, let's jack them up and have a REAL civil war." -Hegseth probably

what could go wrong.

Steroid abuse right Pete.

. . . I read, see, or hear something that is absolutely indescribably stupid. This is one of those times.

I served 28 years in the Army, one tour in Vietnam. My son is a former Special Forces soldier.

My son and I both have advised his two boys that they are never, never, not ever to even think about military service. This bullshit just confirms our advice to my two grandsons.

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you recall what Clemenceau once said about war?

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No, I don't think I do, sir, no.

General Jack D. Ripper: He said war was too important to be left to the generals. When he said that, 50 years ago,
he might have been right. But today, war is too important to be left to politicians.
They have neither the time, the training, nor the inclination for strategic thought. I can no
longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist
subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap
and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.

General Jack D. Ripper: Mandrake, do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk... ice cream. Ice cream, Mandrake, children's ice cream.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: [very nervous] Lord, Jack.

General Jack D. Ripper: You know when fluoridation first began?

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: I... no, no. I don't, Jack.

General Jack D. Ripper: Nineteen hundred and forty-six. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual. Certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Uh, Jack, Jack, listen... tell me, tell me, Jack. When did you first... become... well, develop this theory?

General Jack D. Ripper: [somewhat embarassed] Well, I, uh... I... I... first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.

General Jack D. Ripper: Yes, a uh, a profound sense of fatigue... a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I... I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Hmm.

General Jack D. Ripper: I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women uh... women sense my power and they seek the life essence. I, uh... I do not avoid women, Mandrake.

Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: No.

General Jack D. Ripper: But I... I do deny them my essence.

Next will be forcing semi-nude soldiers for Trump to admire and comment about.

I knew a man with zero testosterone that was forced thru puberty and is tougher than hell.

Next stop is anabolic steroids.

will certainly aid him in kicking out women soldiers! That's been one of his main goals, anyway. Beyond that, the country is gonna have a buttload of over testosterone loaded men looking for bar fights, fights in general, domestic violence, and rape opportunities. I suggest women arm themselves as tho THIS is the battlefield, cause for us, it will be.

Damned this stupid "warrior" mentality mode... you get a lot more accomplished with cooperation than you do blowing everything up, including each other. I'll be so glad when this pendulum swings... and I hope it swings wide enough to hit them all upside the head!

disturbing.

Introduction · The "New German Man": Masculinity in Nazi Germany · Nazi Germany https://share.google/jDR33IAAL1cYqYDdv

Especially disturbing is the chapter on how ordinary men became propagandized into enthusiastic mass murderers.

Gets my vote for the most twisted phrase of the day.

So--will women in the military get testosterone or estrogen??
I want to laugh but this is so damn stupid --and dangerous!!--to the health of our service folks!


https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/jul/15/us-military-testosterone-screening-hegseth

.....The Trump administration has decried the use of hormones in gender affirming care, including both testosterone and estrogen, as “chemical and surgical mutilation”. Hegseth’s announcement did not address the more than 231,000 women who serve as active duty service members in the US military.

According to research published in the journal Social Science & Medicine, young men are being aggressively targeted online by influencers and wellness companies promoting hormone tests and treatments as essential to being a “real man”, despite screening for low testosterone being medically unwarranted in most people in this age group.......................................

..............

so not GOP

most of whom appear to have roid rage.

This could e extremely dangerous for soldiers’ health. Is he insane? Well…that was a stupid question

He's at War in his own mind, Technicolor fantasies of macho triumphs, and crew cuts for all!

I thought Republicans opposed that.

Infertility
Increased risk of blood clots
Unusually high testosterone levels can even cause the body to turn the excess testosterone into estrogen – the female sex hormone – which can exacerbate clotting issues.


https://www.mdanderson.org/cancerwise/does-testosterone-cause-cancer.h00-159780390.html

... a high testosterone level may be an indicator of possible prostate cancer.

Nor does he understand that for each troop on the battlefield, there is a support need.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tooth-to-tail_ratio?hl=en-US#:~:text=The%20tooth%2Dto%2Dtail%20ratio,soldier%20(%22tooth%22).

During Vietnam, it was considered 5-7 non-combatants for each combatant on the ground.

What happens if a soldier does not want to take testosterone?
Will they be forced to?
You know, they don't want to be forced to take vaccines.
Could they be forced to take testosterone?

I don’t think I’d want to be a company commander under the Town Drunk…your end-of-command-tour Officer Evaluation Report would be a shit show. “Captain Smith’s command tour was best known for having to sign Soldiers out of MP custody holds due to domestic violence incidents. While it is true that every single one of them had been put on high level testosterone doses by that fucking idiot currently pretending to be defense secretary and therefore Captain Smith is not being held responsible for this disaster, we cannot deny that it happened. I am recommending Captain Smith be rebranched to one where all the troops aren’t roided out so he can record a successful command tour. He’s a fine officer who didn’t deserve what the Army did to him.”

And…y’know, I find it a bit difficult to agree with him that he’s the Manliest of All Men when he sought out, accepted and held for ten years a job requiring makeup wear. A lot of guys wear cosmetics; very few of them want you to believe they drag 32-foot oak logs uphill by their teeth for entertainment like this moron does.

I think so.

This is nuts, of course.

And dumb.

And damaging.

God in heaven, what we ask of our military.

Listen to sports radio, you'll hear Testosterone testing and treatment advertised 3-4 times an hour.

You certainly shouldn't need it supplemented when you're 30.

What's next?....is he gonna grab each men by the gonad and demand they turn left and cough?

part of MAGA meant going back to the 1920's days of the 'Monkey Gland Doctor'!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Serge_Voronoff

(too sick to be funny)
I wouldn't advise ANYBODY to go into THIS military.

Probably takes testosterone injections and yet gives off the least masculine vibe. This is the worst that our gender has to exhibit.

Fake bravado due to his inferiority complex which is very obvious. This guy is so f*cked up from childhood. He will never feel like a man no matter what he does. The tattoos, the weightlifting, the primping, the snug clothes, overly aggressive behavior, especially towards women and now probably testosterone. So many of the MAGA males are so fragile and they all want daddy T to love them. So much so they would do anything for him. Including risking prison. Sadly, they will never feel man enough to be secure. Which means, in private when alone with their thoughts they are fragile little monsters that know they'll always be weak. Weak of mind, of body and the essence of what makes a truly good real man. Just to name a few qualities, his humanity, his empathy, his vulnerability that allows him the ability to recognize these qualities not as weakness but as shared qualities with the one element he's trying to repel, women.
Without the ability to see women as his equal, he will always be the weaker, lesser gender.

I can see why so many men believe the earth is 6,000 years old. Evolution passed them over and they don't know it. But, we do. They are the guys that beat and rape women. That don't want to vote for a woman for President or hate anybody that isn't heterosexual, the guys that need a really big gun that fires a lot of bullets or in a holster on their hip, at a mall. The men that are scared of everything just but won't admit it.

Holy Shit - it's so $*%^ creepy.

Tug hole, Attention, Cream, dismissed

Hedgesuck is worrying about men's testosterone levels and ability to do what men do, while not promoting women. This ahole is worried about men being able to perform in the bedroom. What a cretin he is.

Officers over 30 would more likely want to be career military, and therefore Kegsbreath wants to make sure women never get in a position to advance in the military.

Gets a screening for his low T ass.

to be associated with lower testosterone levels. SEAL training is a major one. Having a family is another. It's a lot more complicated than the bros think.

However, this is the latest indication of how the Republican Party led by the Felon and Hogsbreath have strongly supported a number of measures, including this ridiculous idea, to basically strongly advocate, whatever new overly intrusive and oppressive measures they can possibly concoct to the workers or in this case, military personnel.

Any reports on the morale of the military in light of a number of outrageous rules that Hogsbreath has mandated?

Will make men into monsters

Hegseth guy is focused on the wrong things. He's a disgrace and will be a laughingstock for the remainder of history.

in the medical field who I am sure have already tried to inform him on the wildly fluctuating levels in most men, levels that change from hour to hour.

These people are a bunch of mentally deficient children.

WTAF does the drunk at Defense spend his time on?

Frankly, the whole DoD can kiss my ass.

I’ve got a sneaky suspicion…