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Orrex

(65,827 posts) Tue May 27, 2025, 08:15 AM May 27

Is he dead yet?

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Torn to pieces by brave journalist during commencement speech?

Accidentally deleted along with the embarrassing parts of his West Point speech?

Scolded to death by a harrumphing pearl-clutcher? JFC.

Just fucking died already for literally any reason whatsoever?

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Is he dead yet? (Original Post) Orrex May 27 OP

For some reason I really wanted to see your post today Easterncedar May 27 #1

Haunted to death by veterans' spirits he offended at Arlington? SheltieLover May 27 #2

Killed by an angry mob of residents from North Carolina, Kentucky, Arkansas, and Missouri, surfered May 27 #3

"No? We'll See About This!" hlthe2b May 27 #4

Terminal diaper rash. Swallowed his binkie. twodogsbarking May 27 #5

One day we'll see this... CaptainTruth May 27 #6

... SheltieLover May 27 #11

Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened. niyad May 27 #7

Couldn't handle being upstaged by a puppet frog IronLionZion May 27 #8

Methane explosion caused by gas buildup in diaper Wicked Blue May 27 #9

He'll check out when Gordcanuck May 27 #10

Head smashed in by a cheap, poorly-installed chandelier falling at Mag a Lardo Blue Owl May 27 #12

Locking Yonnie3 May 27 #13

Easterncedar

(4,837 posts)

1. For some reason I really wanted to see your post today

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 27, 2025, 08:28 AM

May 27

Sharing the dream. Thanks.

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SheltieLover

(72,970 posts)

2. Haunted to death by veterans' spirits he offended at Arlington?

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 27, 2025, 08:38 AM

May 27

Chomped in half by allegator while golfing in FL?

Shot dead by magat losing "gubmint benefits?"

Felled by backlash of self-hatred reflected in mirror?

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surfered

(8,683 posts)

3. Killed by an angry mob of residents from North Carolina, Kentucky, Arkansas, and Missouri,

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Tue May 27, 2025, 09:10 AM

May 27

..because FEMA is refusing assistance for weather disasters in their states.

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hlthe2b

(111,078 posts)

4. "No? We'll See About This!"

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Tue May 27, 2025, 09:15 AM

May 27

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twodogsbarking

(15,150 posts)

5. Terminal diaper rash. Swallowed his binkie.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 27, 2025, 09:54 AM

May 27

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CaptainTruth

(7,845 posts)

6. One day we'll see this...

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 27, 2025, 09:58 AM

May 27

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SheltieLover

(72,970 posts)

11. ...

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Tue May 27, 2025, 11:02 AM

May 27

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niyad

(126,238 posts)

7. Alas, my bottle of bubbly remains unopened.

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 27, 2025, 10:06 AM

May 27

Still, the day is yet young. One dares to dream.

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IronLionZion

(49,693 posts)

8. Couldn't handle being upstaged by a puppet frog

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 27, 2025, 10:07 AM

May 27

and gave up on life

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Wicked Blue

(8,177 posts)

9. Methane explosion caused by gas buildup in diaper

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 27, 2025, 10:35 AM

May 27

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Gordcanuck

(127 posts)

10. He'll check out when

Reply to Wicked Blue (Reply #9)

Tue May 27, 2025, 10:44 AM

May 27

the AI model can mimic his media flubs and mannerisms. It might take a while, it’s a real challenge.

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Blue Owl

(57,067 posts)

12. Head smashed in by a cheap, poorly-installed chandelier falling at Mag a Lardo

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 27, 2025, 11:11 AM

May 27

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Yonnie3

(18,904 posts)

13. Locking

Reply to Orrex (Original post)

Tue May 27, 2025, 07:19 PM

May 27

Wrong forum - Suggest re-posting this in General Discussion.

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