'Bomb Bomb Iran: Idiot Mob Boss Declares Wack Victory'

"As evidence mounts the reckless, illegal, peace-through-stupidity attack on Iran's nuclear sites did not in fact 'OBLITERATE' them and could be perilous, the moronic man-child lurches, rages, yammers on with deranged declarations - THE CEASEFIRE IS NOW IN EFFECT! CNN is scum! Prosecute Dems! - duly parroted by his rabid flunkies: 'Wave American Flags!' Still, they go lower and crasser: Who had a juvenile White House resurrecting Vince Vance & The Valiants' Bomb Iran on their Clown Show Bingo Card?"

"After Israel finally got a U.S. president dumb enough to bomb Iran if they did - and to take his Very Serious strategic geo-political leads from what Fox News was saying - the TV-game-show-host-in chief who'd always wanted to be in a war as long as he didn't have to, you know, be in it violated U.S. and international law by launching strikes on Iran's three largest nuclear sites without legally mandated Congressional approval to do so, probably after both Israel and Iran went to him with tears in their eyes and said, 'Please sir, you're the only one who can save us.' Then, with only early, flimsy reports coming in, he swiftly proclaimed it 'ONE OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL MILITARY STRIKES IN HISTORY' and a 'PERFECT FLIGHT' and 'total Obliteration for years and years' by 'genius people in the military' and 'it was my great honor to Destroy All Nuclear facilities & capability, and STOP THE WAR!' Uh huh."

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