Borowitz - Who Created Trump?

The 2024 film “Reagan” tells the heroic story of how our 40th president transformed America into a shining city upon a hill and single-handedly slayed the Evil Empire of the Soviet Union.

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Let’s get real about Ronnie.

“The fox, as has been pointed out by more than one philosopher, knows many small things, whereas the hedgehog knows one big thing,” Christopher Hitchens wrote. “Ronald Reagan was neither a fox nor a hedgehog. He was as dumb as a stump.”

The charm of Ronald Reagan is not just that he kept telling us screwy things, it was that he believed them all,” Molly Ivins opined. “His stubbornness, even defiance, in the face of facts… was nothing short of splendid… This is the man who proved that ignorance is no handicap to the presidency.

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