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The Borowitz Report: Trump Says He Was Surprised Biden Chose JD Vance as VP
Link: https://www.borowitzreport.com/p/trump-says-he-was-surprised-biden
Borowitz is on a roll ... this is his 2nd post today!
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a series of rambling remarks on Wednesday, Donald J. Trump said that he was “very surprised” that Joe Biden chose JD Vance to be his vice president.
“All the people in the world he could pick, and that’s who Biden went with?” he told reporters. “I mean that guy is a stone cold loser.”
He said Biden made other choices that were “beyond terrible,” adding, “Quite frankly, I was surprised that he married Melania.”
Trump grew more incoherent as he spoke, at one point referring to DHS Secretary Kristi Noem as “Air Force One.”
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“All the people in the world he could pick, and that’s who Biden went with?” he told reporters. “I mean that guy is a stone cold loser.”
He said Biden made other choices that were “beyond terrible,” adding, “Quite frankly, I was surprised that he married Melania.”
Trump grew more incoherent as he spoke, at one point referring to DHS Secretary Kristi Noem as “Air Force One.”
Click on the link to see Andy's "bonus" joke about Josh Hawley!
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