How is President Donald John Trump’s regime trying to distract from the fact that he’s an adjudicated sexual predator whose name is all over the Epstein Files, is fixing to steal more elections and put Jack Smith and his opponents in pris… LOOK, AMERICA, SEAN DUFFY IS GONNA STEAL THE MOON FOR YOU! 🇺🇸🦅🚀🌝 !!

Yep, Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy says he’s gonna build a nuclear reactor on the moon so the sneaky Chinese don’t steal the moon first! Duffy does enjoy mooning. Wait, what? Why? How? What?

Ascending to outer space is something cults like Heaven’s Gate, the Mormons, Children of God, and Scientologists, etc. have always been promising their members. And though Elon Musk has been banished back to his sperm ranch, guess the aspiration to run government by misreading dystopian Sci Fi cautionary tales goes on. Synergy for the base!

But didn’t Trump just gut NASA with the biggest spending cut ever, whittling it to the smallest size it’s been since 1961? How is The Duffster going to build a whole-ass reactor to populate the moon without any rocket- or space-scientists? Does NASA even have the capability right now to fly even the Epstein Files to the moon, when it could not rescue two stranded astronauts without Elon Musk’s help, and is busy crashing its own satellites so nobody will find out that CO2 exists, and all?

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