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Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin

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Wed Aug 13, 2025, 02:41 PM Aug 13

Jeff Tiedrich - somehow, DC Republicans are always the victims of every crime that never happened the most

Washington, DC is in the middle of a very particular kind of crime wave right now. residents and visitors in our nation’s capitol are being victimized by record levels of crimes that never happened.

interestingly, of all these crimes that never happened, the ones that have never happened the most always seem to happen to Republicans.

just look at the nonstop barrage of crimes that have never happened the most to Republicans: murders, thefts, arsons, muggings, carjackings — and maybe the most dastardly crime of all: youths doing wheelies.

you read that right, folks. wheelies.




https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/somehow-dc-republicans-are-always

Clutch your pearls a little tighter Will
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Jeff Tiedrich - somehow, DC Republicans are always the victims of every crime that never happened the most (Original Post) Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Aug 13 OP
I haven't heard anything like this since Susan Collins witnessed chalk drawings on sidewalks Blue Owl Aug 13 #1
"a gang of youths" Skittles Aug 13 #2

Skittles

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2. "a gang of youths"
Wed Aug 13, 2025, 05:40 PM
Aug 13

HOO BOY

can someone let us know the gist of the many comments received? Thanks.

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