here’s what we know so far:

a 23-year-old obtained multiple weapons of mass death, just as our founders intended, took those weapons to the Annunciation Catholic School in Minneapolis, Minnesota, just as our founders intended, opened fire on teachers and students, just as our founders intended, firing one hundred and sixteen rounds in a matter of seconds, just as our founders intended, killing two and wounding eighteen, just as our founders intended. she then killed herself, just as our founders intended.

for fuck’s sake, we couldn’t even get through the first week of the new school year without some sicko with a grudge, an AR-15, and a death wish ending the life of two children.

and — oh look! — all the worst fucking people in the world are now offering us their cheap thoughts and useless prayers. people such as this ginormous pantload.

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please join me in cordially inviting Rep. Andy Ogles to fuck all the way off — because lest we forget, this is how Rep. Ogles commemorates the birth of his savior: by teaching his children that it’s awesome to fetishize weapons of mass death.

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