Jeff Tiedrich - Dozy Donny, FBI super-snitch working the Dead Pedo Bestie Squad

we’ve heard a lot of bullshit excuses crawl out of the mouths of Donny Convict, his administration, and the entire Republican Party, as to why they won’t release the entire Epstein Files.

‘we don’t know where they are, they were here just a minute ago,’ ‘Pam Bondi’s dog ate the files,’ Pam Bondi’s dog is in the files,’ ‘the whole thing is a hoax written by Joe Biden’s autopen,’ and, of course, my favorite excuse, ‘SQUIRREL!’

but now we have a whole new rationale for why they won’t release the files: ‘we don’t have to. we’ve got a man on the inside.’

holy shit, look how completely rattled House Speaker Holy Mike Johnson gets when he’s asked about Dear Leader’s dead pedo bestie. he’s all nervous and fidgety, talking a mile a minute. in that moment, cornered by reporters asking uncomfortable questions, he literally morphs into Martin Short’s sweaty lawyer character, Nathan Thurm.

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/dozy-donny-fbi-super-snitch-working