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Jeff Tiedrich - spite-fueled toddler claims he gets to have Greenland because he didn't get a Nobel Peace Prize
hey, everyone! its time to play Americas favorite new game, What The Fuck Am I Waking Up To Today?
[picks up phone, scrolls]
oh, come on you have got to be shitting me.
Link to tweet
so there you are, in bed, staring at your phone in the dark at 4 oclock in the morning, at a post claiming that Preznit Fuckwit says he has the right to invade Greenland because he didnt get the Nobel Peace Prize and all you can think is this cant possibly be real. someone photoshopped this.
not even Donny would be that childish, right?
https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/spite-fueled-toddler-claims-he-gets
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Jeff Tiedrich - spite-fueled toddler claims he gets to have Greenland because he didn't get a Nobel Peace Prize (Original Post)
Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin
6 hrs ago
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MaddowBlog-Trump connects his Greenland crusade to his failure to win a Nobel Peace Prize
LetMyPeopleVote
6 hrs ago
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LetMyPeopleVote
(175,578 posts)1. MaddowBlog-Trump connects his Greenland crusade to his failure to win a Nobel Peace Prize
I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, the president said in a truly bizarre text message to Norway's prime minister.
In case there were any doubts, that utterly bonkers message Trump sent to the Norwegian prime minister? Itâs entirely real.
— Steve Benen (@stevebenen.com) 2026-01-19T15:39:53.345Z
He effectively argued, in writing, that his crusade for Greenland is partly the result of the Nobel committee hurting his feelings. #madking www.ms.now/rachel-maddo...
https://www.ms.now/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/trump-connects-his-greenland-crusade-to-his-failure-to-win-a-nobel-peace-prize
But in case these circumstances didnt seem quite ridiculous enough, Trump managed to take matters to a whole new level in a message he sent over the weekend to Norwegian Prime Minister Jonas Gahr Store, in which he suggested part of his Greenland crusade is rooted in his failure to win a Nobel Peace Prize.
The message, first published by PBS, read in its entirety:
....For now, lets not dwell on the fact that Trumps message was filled with several factual errors (he has not, for example, stopped eight wars). Lets also brush past the fact that he apparently believes the Norwegian government is responsible for awarding Nobel prizes (its not).
Lets instead consider the nature of the American presidents pitch: Norway hurt his feelings by failing to give him an award he wanted but did not earn, which means he no longer feels an obligation to think purely of Peace, and which further leads him to believe that the NATO alliance should simply let him buy an arctic island, which isnt for sale and which does not want to be part of the United States, with money he does not have.
Theres been an ongoing conversation for quite a while about whether Trump deserves to be seen as a mad king. As the public digests his message to the Norwegian prime minister, its likely that conversation is poised to grow considerably louder.
The message, first published by PBS, read in its entirety:
Dear Jonas: Considering your Country decided not to give me the Nobel Peace Prize for having stopped 8 Wars PLUS, I no longer feel an obligation to think purely of Peace, although it will always be predominant, but can now think about what is good and proper for the United States of America. Denmark cannot protect that land from Russia or China, and why do they have a right of ownership anyway? There are no written documents, its only that a boat landed there hundreds of years ago, but we had boats landing there, also. I have done more for NATO than any other person since its founding, and now, NATO should do something for the United States. The World is not secure unless we have Complete and Total Control of Greenland. Thank you! President DJT
....For now, lets not dwell on the fact that Trumps message was filled with several factual errors (he has not, for example, stopped eight wars). Lets also brush past the fact that he apparently believes the Norwegian government is responsible for awarding Nobel prizes (its not).
Lets instead consider the nature of the American presidents pitch: Norway hurt his feelings by failing to give him an award he wanted but did not earn, which means he no longer feels an obligation to think purely of Peace, and which further leads him to believe that the NATO alliance should simply let him buy an arctic island, which isnt for sale and which does not want to be part of the United States, with money he does not have.
Theres been an ongoing conversation for quite a while about whether Trump deserves to be seen as a mad king. As the public digests his message to the Norwegian prime minister, its likely that conversation is poised to grow considerably louder.