Donny Convict — the drooling loon his cultists believe is God’s Own Avatar On Earth — is what would happen if the seven Deadly Sins became a real boy. let’s run through the list: pride — yup. greed — you betcha. lust — just ask Ivanka. envy — no shit. gluttony — have you seen his waistline? wrath — ducked any ketchup bottles lately? sloth — the lazy fuck drives his golf cart right up onto the green.

with those bona fides, it’s only natural that God’s Own Avatar be anointed to speak at the National Prayer Breakfast.

naturally, it was a burst trash bag of rattlebrained incoherence — brags, boasts, outright lies, and fever-swamp fairy-tale nonsense. let’s settle in and sample some of the effluvia that oozed out of Donny’s rancid anus-mouth.

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“remember Christmas was, uh— when I ran in 2015, when I announced, I said ‘we’re gonna bring back Christmas.’ because the word ‘Christmas’ was almost gone.”

oh please, not this inane hallucination again. Donny makes a point of bringing this up at every prayer breakfast, about how that Muslim bastard Barack HUSSEIN Obama outlawed Christmas. how back then, you couldn’t say Merry Christmas — because if you did, MS-13 gang members would appear out of nowhere and beat the shit of you. thank fuck that Dear Leader put an end to that. we’re forever in your debt, bro.