oh my dear sweet lord, is New York City’s islamocommunofascist Mayor Zohran Mamdani the Donny Whisperer?

it’s a legit question to ask, because once again, Zohran played Dear Leader like the cheapest fiddle ever.

here’s how that shit that went down.

yesterday morning, we were all minding our own business when some ICE goons decided it was high time to commit a fascism, by lying their way into a Columbia University building in New York City, so they could arrest a student for the high crime of doing absolutely nothing wrong at all.

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The officers falsely told the building superintendent that they were from the Police Department and said that they were searching for a missing child. The superintendent let the officers in, Ms. Shipman said.

At the apartment door of the student, Ellie Aghayeva, 29, the officers repeated the same story to gain entry. “Our security cameras captured the agents in the hallway showing pictures of the alleged missing child,” Ms. Shipman said.

it was just another day in These United States of Fucked Up Bullshit.

and that’s when The Mamdaninator sprung into action — because at the same time this fuckery was being perpetrated, Zohran was quite coincidentally on his way to DC for an already-scheduled meeting at the White House, in order to sweet-talk Donny into funding a massive affordable housing project in NYC.