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I'm thinking of "Excuse me, would you please reach that for me?"
I'm barely 5 feet tall.

rsdsharp
(10,974 posts)If youre familiar with the Lee Child books featuring Jack Reacher, thats how he got his name. Child was in a store and a woman asked him if he would reach to get her an item off the top shelf. He thought Reacher would be a good name for his 65 protagonist.
Walleye
(41,193 posts)But I had to laugh when I saw that the in a store Levis were put on the shelf in order with the longer ones on the bottom and the 28 inch inseam on the very top.
rsdsharp
(10,974 posts)Walleye
(41,193 posts)catbyte
(37,157 posts)Many moons ago, my late husband and I were discussing having kids. His comment, "I don't think so. They would scare the cats." I knew I had found the right man.
"Everyone hates me, till something breaks"
Walleye
(41,193 posts)surfered
(7,501 posts)Courtesy of Gary McCords book.
MiHale
(11,812 posts)
SARose
(1,605 posts)48 years married - 15 moves - 3 times foreign.
Make note of all good wishes
And say goodbye to the landlord for me
That son of a bitch has always bored me
Throw out them LA papers
And that mouldy box of vanilla wafers
Adios to all this concrete
Gonna get me some dirt road back street
If I can just get off of this LA freeway
Without gettin killed or caught
I'll be down the road in a cloud of smoke
To some land I ain't bought, bought, bought
LA Freeway Guy Clark
Pretty much!
True Dough
(23,427 posts)Wow! More than double my wife and I. We've moved seven times, and we think that's too many! We joke with people that we're not fugitives. Maybe you are...
SARose
(1,605 posts)👍😂
True Dough
(23,427 posts)just to keep the fleet of moving vans lubricated!
EverHopeful
(542 posts)because my cousin once said we weren't useless, maybe our purpose in life was to serve as bad examples.
Although lately I've been liking the moniker Childless Cat Lady.
Marthe48
(20,958 posts)N/t
anciano
(1,867 posts)True Dough
(23,427 posts)"Don't Waste Your Money. Find Another Book."
TexasBushwhacker
(20,912 posts)Alternately "Shit happens!"
onethatcares
(16,864 posts)already in the works. I never realized how hard it is to write about ones self.
Drum
(10,360 posts)
no surprise to anyone who knows me.