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What would you name your memoir? (Original Post) Danmel Jun 15 OP
LOL. You sound like my wife. She says she's got the strongest calves because she's on tip toe so much. rsdsharp Jun 15 #1
They always put the stuff I want on the very top shelf. I'm under 5 feet now. Walleye Jun 15 #3
That's either just counterintuitive, or plain sadism. rsdsharp Jun 15 #4
My attitude goes back-and-forth between the two I always suspect sadism Walleye Jun 15 #6
Cats Over Kids catbyte Jun 15 #2
Ok kozar Jun 15 #5
My memoir would be named "Gravity Sucks" Walleye Jun 15 #7
"I was just a range ball in a box of Titleists." surfered Jun 15 #8
Really?...Again? MiHale Jun 15 #9
Pack up all your dishes SARose Jun 15 #10
15 moves! True Dough Jun 15 #15
Oil field trash! SARose Jun 16 #16
You need all that oil True Dough Jun 16 #18
Bad example EverHopeful Jun 15 #11
The Whole Damned Family Marthe48 Jun 15 #12
Trust Betrayed anciano Jun 15 #13
Mine would be called True Dough Jun 15 #14
Play the cards you're dealt n/t TexasBushwhacker Jun 16 #17
blind dog dreams onethatcares Jun 16 #19
"A Day Late, A Dollar Short, A Block Away" Drum Jun 16 #20

rsdsharp

(10,974 posts)
1. LOL. You sound like my wife. She says she's got the strongest calves because she's on tip toe so much.
Sun Jun 15, 2025, 01:53 PM
Jun 15

If you’re familiar with the Lee Child books featuring Jack Reacher, that’s how he got his name. Child was in a store and a woman asked him if he would reach to get her an item off the top shelf. He thought Reacher would be a good name for his 6’5” protagonist.

Walleye

(41,193 posts)
3. They always put the stuff I want on the very top shelf. I'm under 5 feet now.
Sun Jun 15, 2025, 01:55 PM
Jun 15

But I had to laugh when I saw that the in a store Levi’s were put on the shelf in order with the longer ones on the bottom and the 28 inch inseam on the very top.

catbyte

(37,157 posts)
2. Cats Over Kids
Sun Jun 15, 2025, 01:55 PM
Jun 15

Many moons ago, my late husband and I were discussing having kids. His comment, "I don't think so. They would scare the cats." I knew I had found the right man.

SARose

(1,605 posts)
10. Pack up all your dishes
Sun Jun 15, 2025, 02:20 PM
Jun 15

48 years married - 15 moves - 3 times foreign.

Pack up all your dishes
Make note of all good wishes
And say goodbye to the landlord for me
That son of a bitch has always bored me

Throw out them LA papers
And that mouldy box of vanilla wafers
Adios to all this concrete
Gonna get me some dirt road back street

If I can just get off of this LA freeway
Without gettin’ killed or caught
I'll be down the road in a cloud of smoke
To some land I ain't bought, bought, bought

LA Freeway Guy Clark

Pretty much!

True Dough

(23,427 posts)
15. 15 moves!
Sun Jun 15, 2025, 04:44 PM
Jun 15

Wow! More than double my wife and I. We've moved seven times, and we think that's too many! We joke with people that we're not fugitives. Maybe you are...

EverHopeful

(542 posts)
11. Bad example
Sun Jun 15, 2025, 02:38 PM
Jun 15

because my cousin once said we weren't useless, maybe our purpose in life was to serve as bad examples.

Although lately I've been liking the moniker Childless Cat Lady.

onethatcares

(16,864 posts)
19. blind dog dreams
Mon Jun 16, 2025, 09:22 AM
Jun 16

already in the works. I never realized how hard it is to write about ones self.

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