Anthony Paul ?

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Lucky Strike cigarette butt under there from 1968. It's only about an inch long, but it tastes pretty good!

at least for awhile.
Same for past, present, and future

Do you think you can treat us like an old dishrag??? Thrown in the corner till you need to “clean the pipes”? I bet you think we’d all be smiles ‘n beers when you came back!

(call me if you want…but on the dl)

Asking for a friend.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Yer little ol' lady.

You got this off the internet, Harker? True or falsetto?

ca. 1966. The only 'knock knock' joke that got a natural, spontaneous laugh out of me.

Knock, knock...

You wouldn't want to find someone knocking on your forehead!

milking the cows?

Brilliant!

What was the little old lady's name, Harker?

Her name was Heidi.

your intervals between posts must be no longer than 5 minutes, Lucky. No more of this week off or even day off. Got it???

He'll have to focus.

my refractory period is 30 minutes?

consult a physician!

I'm my only patient though, because I really am not a "people person".

So every morning, I look in the mirror and diagnose myself by saying "You're a sick fuck".

Then, I pay myself $900 for a personal consult.

Then, my insurance company calls me and says "we're only allowing you to pay yourself $60 for your personal consult.

So I have to write off the difference.

I think I chose the wrong career path.

you're not in possession of a rectal thermometer, "Dr." Lucky!

I wrote "True Dough" on it with an ultrafine Sharpie.

You're my next patient.

picking my final resting place.